Hilarious offensive names

[JinSun]

I was talking to one of my friends, and we were arguing about some trivial thing or another, but out of nowhere he called me an ass wrangler. It unsurprisingly broke the tension, but afterwards I asked him why the hell he called me that, and he replied that he usually just combines random words to create new names for people.

Sooooooo........here are some of mine, and I'd like to hear some of yours!

Cock shiner
Kielbasa dick
Cock goblin
bag of smashed assholes <-----that's not original
asshat<-----definitely not original
anus monger
shit skier

Aaaaaannnnddddd...GO!

 

[Busybody]

 

[JinSun]

Go ahead, roll your eyes at me. Jokes on you, I have a rolling eyes fetish.

 

[Busybody]

 

[JinSun]

I can, and will, do this all night, every night.

Those glasses! Uuuurghnvdsnv'wegksdnv;wv;Elksgo....YES....

 

[Busybody]