Hijacks and Tangents

[Recidiva]

I like them. Try not to stay on topic. There is no topic. I'm thinking of "Flight Of The Conchords" "Mutha Uckers"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqxnm6t3QMw

Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
Uckin' with my shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my shi-
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas
I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me
And I'm out for my account
'Cause out on A.P
On AP
Yeah, you know me
Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short
My rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So you'll see me 'cause of your mutha uckin' fee
Read the words
On my ATM slip, it said
We're all mutha uckas
And we're uckin' with your shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
My weekly statement shi-!
My weekly statement shi-!
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas
The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery
The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi
The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the cra- ...
I need my red delicious
Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid
Gonna dice the mutha ucka like a mutha uckin' fruit salad
Then... ... Granny Smith... ...
...an avocado... ... b-... -a... ...
...a mango... ...
Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
He's gonna wake up in a smoothie
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my (beatboxing)
Everybody come on!
Too many mutha uckas uckin' with my shhhhh

 

[kbate]

We cannot hijack a thread which has no topic. You have to identify a topic and at least attempt discussion.

That is the rule.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The seedless tangents are the best...


... cuties.

 

[Recidiva]

We cannot hijack a thread which has no topic. You have to identify a topic and at least attempt discussion.

That is the rule.

The topic is whether or not a thread has a topic or whether or not it is rude to tangent off the topic or have a hijack.

1. Yes.

2. Sometimes.

 

[Recidiva]

The seedless tangents are the best...


... cuties.

You Said Cute! This is now a thread about cute things!

https://encrypted-tbn1.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTk8iGWGLxS4Ev_Ubb_LpqDPi30ibAWRZDV4n4cOECDQiSgCA4Ew

BaaaAAAAybeee SKuuuunK!

 

[kbate]

Speaking of Reality TV and Hijacks - did you see this one:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...ed-belgium-lured-film-offer-article-1.1486177

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Are dost da wans where is ounds like a lolli-pop is duck to dere tongue?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

wtf lol

 

[Recidiva]

Speaking of Reality TV and Hijacks - did you see this one:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...ed-belgium-lured-film-offer-article-1.1486177

I didn't but that is awesome! On a related but somewhat different tangent, what the fuck kind of accent is Tom Hanks trying to do in that movie? I've seen clips and I can't make it out to save my life. Sounds like generic "American Mangle" to me.

 

[Recidiva]

Are dost da wans where is ounds like a lolli-pop is duck to dere tongue?

Do you have a picture of a skunk with a lollipop stuck to its tongue? Because that would be adorable!

 

[butters]

You Said Cute! This is now a thread about cute things!

https://encrypted-tbn1.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTk8iGWGLxS4Ev_Ubb_LpqDPi30ibAWRZDV4n4cOECDQiSgCA4Ew

BaaaAAAAybeee SKuuuunK!

*dies happy*

 

[Recidiva]

*dies happy*

Do you believe in baby skunk after death?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

 

[kbate]

Do you believe in baby skunk after death?

Is this the death of thought winking out when your wired and studied brain is finally thrown in the bin? Subject A3432f30###?

 

[Recidiva]

https://encrypted-tbn2.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQskRWd5Fb5BaN9ybtmXKu4JvFk_kCj1_r3cIuZKzJw_cHC69d4

 

[Recidiva]

Is this the death of thought winking out when your wired and studied brain is finally thrown in the bin? Subject A3432f30###?

It may be. Or I may just be neglected in a back room while the tech surfs for cute pictures of animals on their cortex interface. I am clearly not a high priority project.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

https://encrypted-tbn2.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQskRWd5Fb5BaN9ybtmXKu4JvFk_kCj1_r3cIuZKzJw_cHC69d4

PUPPIES???

 

[Recidiva]

PUPPIES???

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Do you have a picture of a skunk with a lollipop stuck to its tongue? Because that would be adorable!

why doot no. Google derch hath nut ting. I can onlwree type the dounds I make.

 

[Recidiva]

why doot no. Google derch hath nut ting. I can onlwree type the dounds I make.

Are you doing the same accent as Tom Hanks?

 

[tactful]

The OP, has, waaay too much free time thread.

 

[Recidiva]

The OP, has, waaay too much free time thread.

It isn't free, I'm on salary. I gotta be at my computer, might as well have some fun with it.

 

[butters]

Do you believe in baby skunk after death?

it haunts my fretful hours

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

 

[Recidiva]

it haunts my fretful hours

I get it. The Long Dark Skunk-Time of the Soul