Hijack my thread, and you'll regret it

[Bob_Bytchin]

I'm so tired of people hijacking threads. Do that in this thread, and you'll have to negotiate strenuously.

 

[littlekateyes]

But I want to.

 

[SimGuy]

20 cents is the only price I'll accept to release this thread.

 

[bad kitty]

Speaking of strenuous, there are certain activities that i would like to engage in that would fall under that heading.

 

[Purrde Flower]

Will you still lick me if I do?

 

[curious2c]

Not to worry Bob, I am not a thread hijacker. Nope. Never.

Say, now that I think about it...Oh. sorry. I forgot.

 

[Roll-One]

But......But......But......

 

[Eumenides]

You've never done it???

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Will you still lick me if I do?

If you hijack this thread, yes.

 

[#1tankcomander]

I'm so tired of people hijacking threads. Do that in this thread, and you'll have to negotiate strenuously.

Hi Bob! Can I fuck your wife?


Shit did I hijack your thread?

 

[Lancecastor]

Say did anyone read the post about the truckload of sewing cotton that was taken at gunpoint ?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Re: Re: Hijack my thread, and you'll regret it

Hi Bob! Can I fuck your wife?


Shit did I hijack your thread?

Did you not learn the difference between "can" and "may I" in school? <sheesh>

Sure, you can fuck her.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

I'm with you.

 

[freakygirl]

Anybody have a good recipe for skunk?

 

[Sandia]

Is that a fuckin dare?

 

[Sandia]

Btw, how could anybody hijack your thread, when it doesn't actually have... a subject?

 

[Phoenyx]

Say did anyone read the post about the truckload of sewing cotton that was taken at gunpoint ?

What hapened...?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Is that a fuckin dare?

Yeah....a double-dog dare even.

 

[Lancecastor]

What hapened...?

They started playing this Stones toon:

She's So Cold


I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold
I'm so hot for her, I'm on fire for her
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold
I'm the burning bush, I'm the burning fire
I'm the bleeding volcano
I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold

Yeah, I tried re-wiring her, tried re-firing her
I think her engine is permanently stalled
She's so cold she's so cold
She's so cold cold cold
Like a tombstone
She's so cold, she's so cold
she's so cold cold cold like an ice cream cone
She's so cold she's so cold
I dare not touch her my hand just froze

Yeah, I'm so hot for hot for her, I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her and even so
Put your hand on the heat, put your hand on the heat
Aw C'mon baby, let's go

She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, she's so c-c-c-old
But she's beautiful, though

Yeah, she's so cold

She's so cold, she's so cold
She was born in an arctic zone
She's so cold she's so cold, cold, cold
I dare not touch her my hand just froze

She's so cold, she's so goddamn cold she's so
Cold cold cold she's so cold

Who would believe you were a beauty indeed
When the days get shorter and the nights get long
Lie awake when the rain comes
Nobody will know, when you're old
When you're old, nobody will know
that you was a beauty, a sweet sweet beauty
A sweet sweet beauty, but stone stone cold

You're so cold, you're so cold, cold, cold
You're so cold, you're so cold

I'm so hot for you, i'm so hot for you
I'm so hot for you and you're so cold

I'm the burning bush, I'm the burning fire
I'm the bleeding volcano

 

[curious2c]

Hey I was just thinking and now I wonder. Does anyone really know what happened to D.B.Cooper?

 

[Phoenyx]

They started playing this Stones toon:

No Shit?

 

[Purrde Flower]

How can you hijack a hijacked thread about hijacking already?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Hey I was just thinking and now I wonder. Does anyone really know what happened to D.B.Cooper?

Yeah, he was also the Zodiac Killer...now he lives under the alias of Richard Cheney.

 

[curious2c]

Ah! so that is where he got all his money huh? Figures!

 

[#1tankcomander]

Re: Re: Re: Hijack my thread, and you'll regret it

Did you not learn the difference between "can" and "may I" in school? <sheesh>

Sure, you can fuck her.

MAY I FUCK YOUR WIFE?