HiHo, HiHo, It's off to work I go.

[Guest]

today is the first day of my new job with the town. dont know why im not excited or really nervous...just so relieved to have an income.
however,
ive hit a small bump. should i or should i not bring with me my beloved GashlyCrumb Tinines lunch box? would this show just how much of a geek i am?
but..
how can you not love the darkness?
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
B is for Basil assaulted by bears
C is for Clara who wasted away
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh
...
http://xs18.xs.to/pics/05093/gashlycrumb.gif

maybe a plain paper sack?

 

[shereads]

today is the first day of my new job with the town. dont know why im not excited or really nervous...just so relieved to have an income.
however,
ive hit a small bump. should i or should i not bring with me my beloved GashlyCrumb Tinines lunch box? would this show just how much of a geek i am?
but..
how can you not love the darkness?
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
B is for Basil assaulted by bears
C is for Clara who wasted away
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh
...
http://xs18.xs.to/pics/05093/gashlycrumb.gif

maybe a plain paper sack?

V is for Vella who is one crazy-ass beotch.

 

[Guest]

V is for Vella who is one crazy-ass beotch.

yes, but what about the lunch box?

 

[shereads]

yes, but what about the lunch box?

Oh, without question. It's important to establish yourself on Day One as someone not to be trifled with.

Have fun today, Vella. Remember, "Fuck them if they can't take a joke."

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Bring the severed head in a dripping sack so when the new boss questions you about it you can say its your previous boss who had fired you over silly things like this.

 

[Guest]

Oh, without question. It's important to establish yourself on Day One as someone not to be trifled with.

Have fun today, Vella. Remember, "Fuck them if they can't take a joke."

thanks sher
im leaning towards the lunch box...why is this an issue? it never has been before. unlike most people, i have a tendancy to care what others think of me...sometimes..ok...every now and then.

"Yeah, you know that new chick they hired in planning? fuck, she brought a lunch box. how lame can you be?"
wouldnt bother me but
"So that new chick in planning has no taste in lunch boxes."
would make me cry.

 

[Guest]

Bring the severed head in a dripping sack so when the new boss questions you about it you can say its your previous boss who had fired you over silly things like this.

you always were very sweet about things like that. and you said you had no patience!

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

you always were very sweet about things like that. and you said you had no patience!

Aye I am. And I said previous not current. Less this Hell payroll expense sheet is lying you're legally moonlighting on us in order to pay your various evil living costs.

 

[CharleyH]

I would laugh. definately. Take the lunch box, it's a way to establish friends as insane as you, and scare others away. Have a terrific first day!

 

[Guest]

Aye I am. And I said previous not current. Less this Hell payroll expense sheet is lying you're legally moonlighting on us in order to pay your various evil living costs.

atleast
i didnt take the stapler.
yes, well, if you had actually paid me what i asked for, then none of this nonsense would be occuring. but you know where my loyalties lay. i could never stop spreading evil...its much too much fun.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

atleast
i didnt take the stapler.
yes, well, if you had actually paid me what i asked for, then none of this nonsense would be occuring. but you know where my loyalties lay. i could never stop spreading evil...its much too much fun.

I'm sorry, but demanding to be paid in ponies was a bit over the top you must admit.

 

[Guest]

I would laugh. definately. Take the lunch box, it's a way to establish friends as insane as you, and scare others away. Have a terrific first day!

k.. thats two votes for.
thanks charles... im ganna take it. and should people shun me...should they fire me... i can look on you people fondly






from the barrel of my new shotgun.

 

[Guest]

I'm sorry, but demanding to be paid in ponies was a bit over the top you must admit.

this coming from Lucifer?
this coming from the one who taught me that proclivity?
i find that supercilious at best...
youre just too lazy to breed them

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

this coming from Lucifer?
this coming from the one who taught me that proclivity?
i find that supercilious at best...
youre just too lazy to breed them

It hurts cause it's true.

 

[elsol]

V is for Vella who is one crazy-ass beotch.

Actually it would be

U is for Uma who choked on a bead
V is for Vella caught in a stampede


The stampede of course being the reaction of her co-workers when they see the lunchbox.

Sincerely,

ElSol

 

[Guest]

It hurts cause it's true.

there, there... its all good. i still lurve you... lay your horny head upon my shoulder and let auntie vella tell you about your fall from grace

 

[Guest]

Actually it would be

U is for Uma who choked on a bead
V is for Vella caught in a stampede


The stampede of course being the reaction of her co-workers when they see the lunchbox.

Sincerely,

ElSol

I like!
actually though...
U is for Una who slipped down the drain.
V is for vella who revelled in pain... *grin*

 

[elsol]

I like!
actually though...
U is for Una who slipped down the drain.
V is for vella who revelled in pain... *grin*

U is for Udell crushed under a chest
V is for vella who killed all the rest


Got get that rep started from the day one.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[impressive]

You must take the box. MUST.

Have fun, vella!

 

[Guest]

You must take the box. MUST.

Have fun, vella!

thank you sweetie... unless you are all sadistic bastaids, im sure itll all be fine re: lunch box shenanigins

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

thank you sweetie... unless you are all sadistic bastaids, im sure itll all be fine re: lunch box shenanigins

<whistle nonchalantly> No, why would you think such?

 

[Guest]

 

[angelicminx]

I agree, you simply MUST take it! Have a marvelous day beautiful!

 

[Guest]

thank you guys!
lunch box is packed pathetically with a turkey sandwhich and a hidden vibrator. what?! you think i can go all day?
FIE!
see you after work.
be bad...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

today is the first day of my new job with the town. dont know why im not excited or really nervous...just so relieved to have an income.
however,
ive hit a small bump. should i or should i not bring with me my beloved GashlyCrumb Tinines lunch box? would this show just how much of a geek i am?
but..
how can you not love the darkness?
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
B is for Basil assaulted by bears
C is for Clara who wasted away
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh
...
http://xs18.xs.to/pics/05093/gashlycrumb.gif

maybe a plain paper sack?

Well, I guess I missed the happy news, but congrats on the new job! Don't worry, you'll have plenty of time to stress out about the new gig once its started.