Christmas card illustration-
Presiderp's New Red Suit and the Golden Star, Golden hair to match
Some (most) of the Trump Christmas tree branches have been redacted
More black bars covering branches, than decorated branches.
Trump family Christmas update letter
Tara Jacoby
Alexandra Petri
December 6, 2019
Dear Friends Acquaintances and Soon-to-Be-Forgotten Business Associates,
Best regards of the season from our family to yours!
What a year it has been!
2019 saw a lot of changes around here.
The kids have had a big year!
This has been a very big year for Donald Jr., who published his first book,
“Triggered: How the Left Thrives on Hate and Wants to Silence Us.”
Tiffany!
Melania has been exploring her creative side, and this year’s White House
decorations are her most exciting yet.
We did not get a dog this year, although we briefly brought one to the White
House to thank it for its service. Its name is Conan, and it is a hero. Donald
insists on referring to it as “it,” so that’s how we’re doing it in this card!
Donald’s year has been a little ruff, as Conan would say.
(This is not true; Conan is trained not to speak unless commanded.)
He is still being hunted by witches, in spite of his best efforts.
They have wanted to impeach him ever since he was elected, on the grounds
that he ran on a platform that he would do creepy, autocratic things, and they
were worried that he would do them despite congressional Republicans’ best
efforts to hold him accountable. But they were wrong. He is doing them, and
congressional Republicans have actually been very encouraging.
He hopes that the impeachment will be over soon so that things can
get back to normal, and he is looking forward to campaigning next year
against one of a series of people he has given personalized nicknames.
He also wants to say thank you for all the lovely gifts, to those who succeeded
in giving him his favorite present, election interference, as well as to those
who only tried. It’s the thought that counts! And there’s always next year.
He hopes everyone’s new judges arrived okay — he worked hard to get
those out in time this year. Enjoy at your leisure. They’ll last a lifetime!
We hope that you enjoy a new year filled with perfect calls and emoluments!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/12/06/trump-family-christmas-update-letter/
Presiderp's New Red Suit and the Golden Star, Golden hair to match
Some (most) of the Trump Christmas tree branches have been redacted
More black bars covering branches, than decorated branches.
Trump family Christmas update letter
Tara Jacoby
Alexandra Petri
December 6, 2019
Dear Friends Acquaintances and Soon-to-Be-Forgotten Business Associates,
Best regards of the season from our family to yours!
What a year it has been!
2019 saw a lot of changes around here.
The kids have had a big year!
This has been a very big year for Donald Jr., who published his first book,
“Triggered: How the Left Thrives on Hate and Wants to Silence Us.”
Tiffany!
Melania has been exploring her creative side, and this year’s White House
decorations are her most exciting yet.
We did not get a dog this year, although we briefly brought one to the White
House to thank it for its service. Its name is Conan, and it is a hero. Donald
insists on referring to it as “it,” so that’s how we’re doing it in this card!
Donald’s year has been a little ruff, as Conan would say.
(This is not true; Conan is trained not to speak unless commanded.)
He is still being hunted by witches, in spite of his best efforts.
They have wanted to impeach him ever since he was elected, on the grounds
that he ran on a platform that he would do creepy, autocratic things, and they
were worried that he would do them despite congressional Republicans’ best
efforts to hold him accountable. But they were wrong. He is doing them, and
congressional Republicans have actually been very encouraging.
He hopes that the impeachment will be over soon so that things can
get back to normal, and he is looking forward to campaigning next year
against one of a series of people he has given personalized nicknames.
He also wants to say thank you for all the lovely gifts, to those who succeeded
in giving him his favorite present, election interference, as well as to those
who only tried. It’s the thought that counts! And there’s always next year.
He hopes everyone’s new judges arrived okay — he worked hard to get
those out in time this year. Enjoy at your leisure. They’ll last a lifetime!
We hope that you enjoy a new year filled with perfect calls and emoluments!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/12/06/trump-family-christmas-update-letter/
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