Hi.

[Kamilia Ross]

I'm new. Be gentle with me?

 

[English Lady]

Okay, I will Hello and welcome to the mad..the erm, the insane...the er, place us author types hang out

 

[TheEarl]

With a first post like that, how could we not? Welcome to the AH; hope you enjoy your internme... I mean stay.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

I'm new. Be gentle with me?

butt
ofcourse
welcome to the seventh ring of hell...erm ..i mean our smutty paradise.
enjoy the smart asses, one of which i am not.
did you bring your broom? if not, one will be appointed to you at no cost.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Kamilia Ross]

Something tells me I should start backing out slowly now.
Or are the men with the white coats standing there waiting?

 

[SensualMale]

I'm new. Be gentle with me?

Gentle is the only way, unless you request otherwise Welcome!

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

Kamilia,

Beware the alts - the people with more than one identity, like me.

NEVER abbreviate Svenskaflicka's name. Learn to spell it correctly and you might live.

jeanne, who isn't jeanne.

 

[English Lady]

Oh, the doors are shut now.

there's no way out.


mwhahahahaha.

 

[rgraham666]

Welcome to the AH, Kamilia.

You don't have to be crazy to hang here.

But it helps.

 

[Kamilia Ross]

You people scare me.
LOL

 

[MissBri]

 

[Kamilia Ross]

Thank you, everybody, for your welcome.
You sure know how to make a girl feel special.

 

[Guest]

Kamilia,

Beware the alts - the people with more than one identity, like me.

NEVER abbreviate Svenskaflicka's name. Learn to spell it correctly and you might live.

jeanne, who isn't jeanne.

shame on you, Og. you'll only confuse her(him?) now.
i guess now would be a good time to come clean about ABstruse...
no, its all good...she/he will learn about absy as time permits.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Kamilia Ross]

She was confused to begin with.
A little more won't hurt too much.

um... Where's a good place to start jumping into all of this?

 

[LadyCibelle]

Right here...but beware of the addiction.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Welcome to the AH, I assure you, it won't hurt a bit.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Kamilia Ross]

Addiction?
Not hurt?

Why does this sound like a 12 step clinic?

 

[MissBri]

 

[LadyCibelle]

Don't worry....five more minutes and the madhouse will seem like home to you.

 

[rgraham666]

She was confused to begin with.
A little more won't hurt too much.

um... Where's a good place to start jumping into all of this?

Come over to Abstrusions, the virtual bohemian hangout that Abs set up.

I'll get you a virtual drink.

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

Addiction?
Not hurt?

Why does this sound like a 12 step clinic?

Have you noticed the title under your name?

You are currently a 'virgin'. That has to be altered.

It might hurt, or might not.

Try some of the very long threads such as the last person to post, what's your mood today etc...

You'll soon lose your cherry.

jeanne er Og er whoever

 

[Kamilia Ross]

Abstrusions
very long threads
Wish me luck.

Deep breath, and off I go.