Hi! I'm Your Pilot This Evening...

[TN_Vixen]

and I'm drunk, but completely disreguard that for the moment.. (hey, anyone got a shot of Jose handy?) We'll be traveling to Phoenix from Miami this evening... can I get a "Hell yeah?" Alllllright! Y'all are a great crew, we'll be taking off shortly, buckle your seatbelts 'cause it'll be a bumpy ride.

 

[Ice Cold]

Looking for the Floatation Device and the Air Sick bag... this is what happens when you go Coach.

 

[SleepingWarrior]

Is there an open bar on this flight??

 

[LukkyKnight]

and I'm drunk, but completely disreguard that for the moment.. (hey, anyone got a shot of Jose handy?)

http://www.marknagata.com/portf/01/cuervo.jpg

 

[#1tankcomander]

Open bar hell, let's just take what we want and be done with it!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Open your legs and get ready for the ride

 

[Guest]

*finding parachute and sitting near emergency door*

 

[Wave_Rider]

slips into seat 2A, wondering about "2B"; forget the Cuervo;

I'm in the mood for a bottle of '95 Cristal champagne.

 

[Guest]

May I please have a xanax, valium, and 2 shots of Jose gold with my complimentary dinner?

 

[Lost Cause]

*Heard Over The Loudspeakers*

.."If we lose the air in this here airplane, masks will fall from the ceiling. They won't help you poor bastards, but they'll muffle your screams so we can think! (hic)"

 

[LukkyKnight]

May I please have a xanax, valium, and 2 shots of Jose gold with my complimentary dinner?

In that order?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Slipping into seat 2B so I can mess with the Beach Boy a bit.

May I please have a xanax, valium, and 2 shots of Jose gold with my complimentary dinner?

And, I'll have what she is having. No gold for me thou --- I'll take 2 shots of Hornito's please.

 

[LukkyKnight]

If you're travelling with children, or people who act like children, please tie them down so the rest of us don't have to deal with them. There's a flotation device beneath your seat, but it only works in water so don't get it out until you hear a splash.

 

[Guest]

In that order?

Damn skippy.

And, I'll have a side of LK with a dessert dish of the rainmaker.

What a way to fly!

 

[LukkyKnight]

For the lady in 2B http://www.sys.es/bo_tequila.jpg hold onto the bottle, I'll be back to help you with it.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Me thinks he wants to tie us down.

Oh yeah ... that's the stuff baby...pour me a shot.

 

[LukkyKnight]

down, up, whatever the silk dictates...

bottoms up!

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, where'd that pilot go? Is that her sleeping over there in the corner? Who is flying the plane???

 

[Guest]

Exits are located here, here and here. The bar is fully stocked and will be open for the duration of this flight. Fold out beds are located in the front and back of the airplane. Toys and other accessories are located in the baggage compartment above your head. All cameras and recording devices are stictly prohibited. We hope you enjoy your flight and fly Lit airlines again.

 

[#1tankcomander]

This is your Captain Over. We'll be flying at 100,000 feet, *extinguishes a doobe* and a crueing speed of Mach 3, *voices in the back ground, Rodger hand that bottle to Over*, the flight attendants will ass you, er assist you with you needs, Thank you!

 

[Wave_Rider]

Slipping into seat 2B so I can mess with the Beach Boy a bit.

Noticing a pair of black leather pants brush past his long legs, he lets his "greens" follow as she sits. A slow smile forms.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Noticing a pair of black leather pants brush past his long legs, he lets his "greens" follow as she sits. A slow smile forms.

I can't believe you remember those.

Now gimme a sip of those bubbles

 

[Wave_Rider]

Chuckling, he signals for another flute.