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Spitfire_23

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Ok, right, put down your knives.

I'm spitfire, and for those of you a little slow on the uptake, I just registered. I'm a hardened forumer (bulletin board user?), so don't expect me to break down and cry during the singing of the Lit national anthem (you don't have a national anthem? get one). My other internet places of residence are:
They're all great forums, and luckily they seem to work like this one in terms of UBB ( vBcode?). Hey, maybe someone will recognize me.

I've been coming to Lit for, I dunno, a couple months. Read a good deal of the stories here (a lot of good authors here).

So I'll be hanging around, the usual. Telling people to go to hell when they point out that I shouldn't make this kind of thread. Figuring out how things work, and who knows, maybe even writing a story or two.

Or maybe I'll vanish into the background because I'm scorned and rejected by you all. I’ll find out soon, I’m not really sure about how fast threads (topics? posts?) fill up here.

Oh, I almost forgot. I need to check my sig and see how it works:


No "center" command? Bah.
 
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Hello! Welcome to He--er, the GB!

Don't believe a word they say about me. Unless it's nice, then you can believe that because I'll pretend it's true, too.

:D

We use HTML in siglines here.
 
We ain't got knives, but Killer has guns.....Welcome aboard the good ship Literotica......Hold on, the seas get rough now again, but all in all it's a good ship.......:D
 
Other things about me:

- Anti American (foreign policy)
- Canadian (Calgary, Alberta)
- reads Penny Arcade, 8 bit theater, PvP, Life of Riley, Dork Tower, Nodwick, and Sexy Losers. (Webcomics)
- Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
- Monty Python
- Mild Trekkie
- Econonmics major
- Currently single
- Virgin (sadly)
- Agnostic Christian
- Age of Kings, Age of Mythology, Metroid Prime, Neverwinter Nights, and a shitload of other games.
 
Spitfire_23 said:
Ok, right, put down your knives. . .
Great stuff, Spitfire. Welcome. I don't know about threads "filling up." We have some that were started years ago, and they just keep going like that fucking rabbit.
 
Hi, and welcome to lit.

Here's my standard, WTL information. Use what you can, feel free to ignore the rest.

After 30 posts, you lose that virgin tag.
After 100 posts, you can have an avatar of your own. There are at least 50 threads if you need help finding one.
After 1000 posts, you can create your own title.


This thread has some information you should read http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50634 The first post is frequently updated so you’ll know the latest info.

Also, please look at the following thread about one of the more prolific imposters here http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=97398

This thread has a few things that can help us ALL enjoy lit more.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30992

Sometime within your first day here, you’ll see a post about Magic. Magic is the unofficial Lit pubic hair remover. Thanks to our very own Cheyenne, we have thrown razors away. Here’s a couple of links to useful threads.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=73698

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=95457


Lit Annon meetings are on Thursdays at 9 pm. If you ever feel the need to attend, please report back to us and let us know what happens there. There are some of us curious about the proceedings but we haven't been able to stop posting long enough to attend. :D
 
Welcome to another Canuck. If you behave, I'll have Crysede fill you in on our plans for Canadian World Domination.
 
That 'virgin' revelation is a real shocker.

Look, you earn your respect. This ludicrous intro is killing you before you even get your foot in the door.

Now prove to me that you can adequately suck my cock or shut up.
 
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