Hi, I'm new here and my name is Ruby

I'd like to introduce myself. I'm Marx. I'll be your lover for the evening.
 
Hey Ruby. Welcome to the madhouse that is Lit. I hope you enjoy your stay.
 
Well Hi Ruby... It's nice to meet such a new-comer to the boards...
Have fun and get to know the people. :rolleyes:
 
Bah wait a minute you are not new.

Bend over to get your spanking for lying. Bad girl.
 
Oh you are not new here and you arent fooling anyone!

If you were new here you would suck my dick!
 
I've been waiting ever so long for someone just like you to come along!

:kiss:
 
Welcome, Ruby. Have they told you yet that all newbies have to post nude pictures of themselves?
 
Welcome Ruby!

You are going to have a wonderful time here at Lit... its simply great. :D
 
Azwed said:
Bah wait a minute you are not new.

Bend over to get your spanking for lying. Bad girl.

She is an imposter??? Seize her and bring her to the room of infinate sexual torture.

(I've been wanting to say that for the longest time now) ;)
 
Hi Ruby, nice to meet you.
Can you send your naked pics to me at
iwannacyurtits@pleasureyou.com

BTW? I hope you don't mind but
I love your tits. I have a matching pair
like that. :D Yours are bigger though
and sooooooo beautiful. Gimme a hug. :D

bigrednz says show us your growler. LMAO. :p
 
Ms Fruit, I suggest you find soem Heather Nova to listen to, I think I have fallen in love with her all over again.
 
Is it ok if I pronounce it 'rubby'?

And would it be ok to pronounce you 'rubby'?

Why do I keep putting 'rubby' in 'quotes'? Such an annoying bastich.
 
Welcome, Rubyfruit.

Mind if I call you Rubes?

Oh yeah, stay away from me, I'm nothing but trouble.
 
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