hi im new here and im a horny slut can you help?

[sexy sara]

hello every one i just wanted to say hi. im a 24 year old female and im horny. im fucking my self with a dildo right now. so please leave some hot post here. so i can read them while i fuck my self thanks.

 

[Todd]

now where have you been all my life

 

[Siren]

How's this.......

 

[Angel]

hello every one i just wanted to say hi. im a 24 year old female and im horny. im fucking my self with a dildo right now. so please leave some hot post here. so i can read them while i fuck my self thanks.

No.

 

[Problem Child]

No

Go away. All the men are gay and all the women are frigid.

Somebody might have a dog though.....

 

[Pyper]

*glances at Angel's signature line*

Okay, I think everybody just needs to take a deep breath and relax tonight. Instead of being hostile, perhaps we could take into account that our new visitor here doesn't understand the nature of this particular bulletin board. Maybe we could explain to her that this is a board for friendly and intellectual chat, rather than a sex board, before we attack.

Can't we all just get along?

 

[Siren]

Hey Pyper..........

 

[Bahamut]

Virgin.... I like Virgins.... something to use in a pinch.

 

[Starfish]

Siren, you did a fine job.....got me off!

 

[Thumper]

What I want to know is.

What are your thoughts on the proliferation of nuclear weapons in the post Soviet international environment and the effect it will have on the blurring of national interests and boundaries in a global economy?

Or.... what kinda vibrator?

 

[Angel]

What exactly is wrong with my sig line?

 

[Pyper]

*waving hands apologetically*

Nothing, I like it actually. I was just thinking of its relevance to our current situation here.

 

[Dillinger]

Maybe we could explain to her that this is a board for friendly and intellectual chat, rather than a sex board, before we attack.

Actually, this is a porn site... (I hear there are even stories here! *grin*)

And... isn't it your turn to get naked tonight and do everybody?

 

[Siren]

I'm glad to be appreciated G.R.

 

[Angel]

*waving hands apologetically*

Nothing, I like it actually. I was just thinking of its relevance to our current situation here.

LOL don't apologise. I just thought you were gonna yell at me to change it like everyone else. (Because I used to change it every day)

 

[Dillinger]

*waving hands apologetically*

Nothing, I like it actually. I was just thinking of its relevance to our current situation here.

LOL don't apologise. I just thought you were gonna yell at me to change it like everyone else. (Because I used to change it every day)

Forget nice and smart... when's the fucking start?

 

[Pyper]

Maybe we could explain to her that this is a board for friendly and intellectual chat, rather than a sex board, before we attack.

Actually, this is a porn site... (I hear there are even stories here! *grin*)

And... isn't it your turn to get naked tonight and do everybody?

You had to go and remind them...

Damn- just damn! (did I do that right?)

*starts stripping*

 

[Starfish]

"OOOHHHHH YEEEEEAAHHHHHH SIRENNNNNNNN, You're my DADDY!!!, Yeah, yeah, yeah!!!Give me more, Give me moreeeeee!!!!!

OH shit, I am keeping you on here aren't I, one more reason for wolfy to get mad!hee hee

 

[Angel]

Dilly! Hi!

BTW I saw your little thread before it was pulled sexy sara.. Quite mature.

 

[Pyper]

Wait, what thread? Ooh, share, share!

 

[Bahamut]

Now wheres my gun????

 

[ManOSafety]

Hey Pyper

Is there a line? Have you finished stripping?? lol

I also want to see this thread, unless, of course, it was a sarcastic "very mature" comment by our lovely Angel, then I don't wanna see it

 

[Starfish]

in all seriousness,
Sara, please don't take any of this personally, we are all a bunch of assholes and are starving for something to talk about.
If you would like to find people to write you naughty stuff you should try the Personals Section. There are a lot of people who would love to make you come, over there. Goodluck!

 

[ManOSafety]

Thanks for saying that G.R., hey is it just me, or is it quiet tonight?

 

[CreamyLady]

I think it's quiet. Maybe everyone is off re-loading.

Well said, G.R.