Hi, I'm Ken

[Quasimodem]

. . . And pleasegoddon'tputapicofyourdickupasanAV.

But.. but.. I wanna!!

WARNING!

Contravention of Literotica Unwritten Law 932B SubSection D3

Don't do it raphy, they will put you into Penile Servitude.

It only SOUNDS like fun, believe me!

 

[raphy]

I gotta ask...

Exactly what made you think I was gonna put a picture of my dick up as my AV?

 

[destinie21]

I gotta ask...

Exactly what made you think I was gonna put a picture of my dick up as my AV?

apparently the mere fact that guys have one is often enough for them. I can dig the sensation but not the visual.

pS: before anyone asks yes I am a lesbinim but I've had het sex.
it was stunnigly mediocre. But to each her own.

 

[Guest]

Raff, I really didn't expect you would, it was a tease. A while back there seemed to be a plethora of penis AVs, mostly the coke bottle width 12" min. length type and often insinuated into a female orifice. Some of us female types jumped the dick owners w/re. to their self-identity; plus it grosses us out.

We know you won't, dear.

cordially but firmly, 'dita

 

[Guest]

apparently the mere fact that guys have one is often enough for them.
...I am a lesbinim but I've had het sex.
it was stunnigly mediocre. But to each her own.

I luuuvvvvvvvvv this woman; she always cracks me up!

Perdita-Babe

 

[Guest]

Contravention of Literotica Unwritten Law 932B SubSection D3

Hey Quas, I think it's subsection 42DD.

legally 38D, Perdita

 

[raphy]

Well, I knew you were teasing. I just ran out of funny things to say.

*grins sheepishly*

 

[KenJames]

Raff: limb, balls, hacksaw, castration? Get a grip, man, or you won't make it to 'really really experienced'.

And pleasegoddon'tputapicofyourdickupasanAV.

Nurse 'dita

Much more hacksaw talk and my Av will be a photo of my crotch - in armor.

 

[KenJames]

Raff, I really didn't expect you would, it was a tease. A while back there seemed to be a plethora of penis AVs, mostly the coke bottle width 12" min. length type and often insinuated into a female orifice. Some of us female types jumped the dick owners w/re. to their self-identity; plus it grosses us out.

We know you won't, dear.

cordially but firmly, 'dita

The penis Avs you describe would gross me out, too.

I hope nobody is offended by my nude profile photo. I try to make my stories honest and real within the parameters of fantasy and I wanted to have my picture reflect that. I'm also a nudist and quite comfortable with my body.

 

[KenJames]

apparently the mere fact that guys have one is often enough for them. I can dig the sensation but not the visual.

pS: before anyone asks yes I am a lesbinim but I've had het sex.
it was stunnigly mediocre. But to each her own.

I've never understood why so many guys are more proud of their penis then of their elbow. I'm proud of my accomplishments; my genes are something my parents gave me.

I'm sorry to hear your hetero experience has been mediocre. A lot of guys are poor lovers (I should know, I've had sex with enough of them), but many are not. I wish you'd had a good one.

Please don't take that as, "If you'd just met the right guy, you wouldn't be a lesbinim." I know better. I just wish you'd had a better experience with my gender.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Welcome Ken. That is one classy introduction sir. I think you'll fit in well here.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Then be prepared for the wrath of MathGirl and SvenskaFlicka, not to mention yours truly.

Yours truly, 'dita

In my case, it isn't so much my wrath as my ridicule he would suffer...

Svenskaflicka
President of the "Anything Less Than 12" Is Small" - club.

 

[MathGirl]

In my case, it isn't so much my wrath as my ridicule he would suffer...[/I]

Hiya, Svenska,
BSnake was a lot of fun, though.
MG

 

[raphy]

I just wish you'd had a better experience with my gender.

Ah, and we are not to blame for the sins of our brothers.....

Raph, pretty much all het these days.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Raph, pretty much all het these days.

Looking forward to see you on another day, then...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hiya, Svenska,
BSnake was a lot of fun, though.
MG

I honestly think that his AV's was pretty OK, except for the female appendix he always had clinging to his dick.

He should get some antibiotic treatment for that.

 

[Guest]

I honestly think that his AV's was pretty OK, except for the female appendix he always had clinging to his dick.

Flicka and Maths,

It wasn't so much the actual snake but his over-the-top in-our-faces attitude. Men who get off on themselves, beside being messy, just turn me off. Can't recall where I saw 'it' recently but he's gone back to his old self-cum-female-attachment.

sigh, Perdita

p.s. Flicka, just fyi, I think you meant appendage; otherwise his AVs would gross just everyone out.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, it did gross me out when he posted pics of naked women's asses.

 

[Guest]

Well, it did gross me out when he posted pics of naked women's asses.

Fussy, fussy.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Yes, you could see that, too. But it's spelled with a "p", Perdita.

Svenskaflicka
Spellchecker

 

[Guest]

I am humbled, Svenska Regina.

 

[MathGirl]

It wasn't so much the actual snake but his over-the-top in-our-faces attitude.

Dear Perdita,
You know best, of course. My lesser lights merely saw BS as an asshole.
MG