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shy slave

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After two long weeks of being without a computer I am finally back online :)

I was getting withdrawal symptoms.

My fingers were tapping out words but there was no keyboard and I was staring at any screen desperate to see words or pictures appear.

It became so bad I almost had a conversation with one of my sons..in real life :eek:

Did you miss me ;)

What have I missed?

Now off to my favourite thread then I catch up with all the rest of the news.
 
Geez, you're back? Oh, man. *hides chocolate* GET YOUR OWN CHOCOLATE! :p

Welcome back, missed you. *hugs*
 
Betticus said:
Betticus has lots of chocolate for good little girls.

I'm a good little girl. *bats eyes* Can I have some chocolate, please?
 
Betticus said:
Betticus has lots of chocolate for good little girls.

I.m Good, really good.

Better than Gracie; honest. I mean she didn't even say 'hi' she just hide the choc.

At least I said Hi.

That makes me good.

*Bats eyelashes*


Beticusssssss Please can I have the choc, please please please please please
please please please please please
please please please please please

See, I can even beg :)
 
shy slave said:
I.m Good, really good.

Better than Gracie; honest. I mean she didn't even say 'hi' she just hide the choc.

At least I said Hi.

That makes me good.

*Bats eyelashes*


Beticusssssss Please can I have the choc, please please please please please
please please please please please
please please please please please

See, I can even beg :)


Kiss ass

gives Daddy a big hug and kiss* Have I ever told how much I WUUUUUUUUUUV you?
 
*goes over to the walk in chocolate vault*


*takes out key*


*walks in and rummages about for a bit*


*gives out decadent Belgian truffles*


*licks finger*
 
You know y'all are scary sometimes. lol

Welcome back Shy, being without a computer must have sucked!!!

:rose:
 
Betticus said:
*goes over to the walk in chocolate vault*


*takes out key*


*walks in and rummages about for a bit*


*gives out decadent Belgian truffles*


*licks finger*

YAY! :nana:
 
graceanne said:
*pulls out pack of cigarettes*

nannernannernanner


Oooooooooo Graceanne that's just mean!!! Especially after he gave out chocolate!
 
caela said:
Oooooooooo Graceanne that's just mean!!! Especially after he gave out chocolate!

He didn't. Reread it, he got it out, then when I got happy he said nannernanner. I'm just getting even with him for teasing me. :devil:
 
Betticus said:
*goes over to the walk in chocolate vault*


*takes out key*


*walks in and rummages about for a bit*


*gives out decadent Belgian truffles*


*licks finger*


That's from his post...says he gave it out.

Even if he didn't though that was still mean. But then I am a reformed smoker myself so I probably see it as meaner than intended.
 
shy slave said:
After two long weeks of being without a computer I am finally back online :)

I was getting withdrawal symptoms.

My fingers were tapping out words but there was no keyboard and I was staring at any screen desperate to see words or pictures appear.

It became so bad I almost had a conversation with one of my sons..in real life :eek:

Did you miss me ;)

What have I missed?

Now off to my favourite thread then I catch up with all the rest of the news.

Welcome back, shy. Dunno what you've missed, but we missed you.

Gracie? What part of

Betticus said:
*gives out decadent Belgian truffles*
didn't you understand? (Note the bolded word...)
:p
 
All you missed is strange people rambling about chocolates and cookies that don't exist. I really don't get it. Oi vay. But yeah, you missed that.
 
If he gave it why was he 'nanner-ing'? Hm? Unless he like drugged it or something. . . . which I wouldn't put past him, the big meanie.
 
canadiancutie said:
All you missed is strange people rambling about chocolates and cookies that don't exist. I really don't get it. Oi vay. But yeah, you missed that.

HAHA!
 
graceanne said:
If he gave it why was he 'nanner-ing'? Hm? Unless he like drugged it or something. . . . which I wouldn't put past him, the big meanie.

Maybe cuz he only gave out a few and the vault is still nearly full?
 
graceanne said:
If he gave it why was he 'nanner-ing'? Hm? Unless he like drugged it or something. . . . which I wouldn't put past him, the big meanie.
You could plea temp insanity, after seeing all of that chocolate in his vault. Chocolate can do things like that, to some people. I think it's even written down somewhere.

Shit, I know woman who would almost KILL for some chocolate. Don't stand inbetween a woman and her cravings.
 
What? I am an innocent victim. I was just dancing along with the happy lil banana that Gracie posted.

banana = nanner!

I've been abused, and after I was trying to be sooo nice. :(
 
Betticus said:
What? I am an innocent victim. I was just dancing along with the happy lil banana that Gracie posted.

banana = nanner!

I've been abused, and after I was trying to be sooo nice. :(

Ooooooh, oops.

DVS said:
You could plea temp insanity, after seeing all of that chocolate in his vault. Chocolate can do things like that, to some people. I think it's even written down somewhere.

That's it . . . temporary insanity. And the smokes are the candy kind anyway. Want em? They're yummy.
 
graceanne said:
Ooooooh, oops.



That's it . . . temporary insanity. And the smokes are the candy kind anyway. Want em? They're yummy.


I think I need a hug now. :eek:
 
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