Hi From FantasyGoddess, A Real Kick In The Nads.

[Ambrosious]

Last night, my tech guy was helping me set up a home network. One of my computers (the server) had a video card in the way of where we needed to replug the processor fan. Dude seated the processor and I heard a distinctive "chunk" <wobble> <wobble>. Now I'm not a tech guy, yet, but I'm pretty sure that "chunk, wobble, wobble" isn't the desired reaction when seating a processor.

I was right. We fired that sucker up, and the smoke escaped, proving my brother's theory that electronics are powered by smoke, and once it escapes...

So anyway, tech guy felt guilty as hell, and is replacing my 233 with a 700 mhz and bringing me more memory!

I'm looking around for other stuff for him to fix. Got an old black and white tv he can work on. Maybe get a wide screen HDTV out of it.

That being said, FantasyGoddess says, "Hi" through me.

 

[R Nitelight]

Ambrosious

You got a tech guy?


Damn. Just damn.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Could you speak girl english so I know what you were talking about so may be I could do that too??

 

[Ambrosious]

Girl English

My computer had hurt feelings, but after talking about where our relationship was headed for hours on end, I think maybe it is salvageable.

 

[lickerish]

Ohmigod... LoL!

good luck with your computer Ambro.

 

[Guru]

 

[Ksss]

LMAO!
Are you sure your puter wasn't just PMSing??? Mine does that on occassion... Just don't feed it chocolate, it really gunks things like the motherboard, videocard, soundcard, etc. up big time...not to mention what it does to the A:drive or E:drive *smiles*