Hi, everyone! Wanna see my cock?

Like my cock?

  • I\'ve seen worse

    Votes: 2 10.0%
  • Wow, that\'s something you don\'t see every day!

    Votes: 7 35.0%
  • What skank you been fucking now, Hammy?

    Votes: 7 35.0%
  • Cheese dicks rule!

    Votes: 4 20.0%

  • Total voters
    20

Hamletmaschine

This space for rent
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I'm not so new here, but I've never shown a pic of my cock before. It's a little different, as per Sunstruck's request.

Hope you haven't eaten recently.
 
I tried not to look, but I couldn't stop myself.

Next time, someone remind me to try harder.
 
Oh God... I know that curiosity killed the pussy, but in this case mine just shriveled up and screamed!

I shoulda left that door closed.
 
EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

I said DIFFERENT not DESIESED!!!!

I can't finish my sorbet now. You suck Ham. You suck THAT.
 
Nothing that several rounds of intravenous antibiotics won't clear up.

I'm seriously rethinking a certain contract....
 
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hehe you get what you deserve if you look ... im not looking so there :)
 
ooooh Dr. H....i'm so sorry.....<quickly deleting all my hot fantasies about the lil professor from my brain thingy>.....was it an accident?.....or just disease?


<leaving out a cup of hydrogen peroxide for a lil soak>







ooooooh i should not have come here.....i'm smelling stuff now....<lil gag>

you sicko! :)
 
Good god, man. I am, like, soooooo glad all we did was have lunch and talk.


:D
 
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