Hi everyone - UK guy

[danhardacre]

Hi all,

Longtime lurker, finally took the leap to sign up and post. Looking for people to chat with, perhaps share some fun with

My name's Dan, I'm 21, and a geography student. I don't really know what else to say. Just dipping my toe in the water and hoping it's not too cold.

 

[krazeekat]

Hi Dan, not to worry. The water is pretty warm

 

[danhardacre]

Hi krazeekat. I have to admit I was a little nervous whether anyone would reply.

I've been reading lots of the regular threads here, and they all seem so long, and people seem to be largely talking amongst themselves by the time they get to the 100th page, that I didn't quite have the courage to jump in. It seemed almost less scary to start a thread like this.

 

[krazeekat]

Well someone did reply, so there you go. Nothing to be nervous about.

Geography student? Whereabouts in UK are you?

 

[danhardacre]

All the ladies love a geography student. There's nothing more exciting.

I'm in London.

How about you? Where are you from?

 

[krazeekat]

All the ladies love a geography student. There's nothing more exciting.

I'm in London.

How about you? Where are you from?

I'm in Singapore, now I'm hoping you know where that is *LOL*

Oh and I'm done with school long time ago.

 

[danhardacre]

Singapore eh? Living it up down ol' South America way, I see. Hehe.

 

[krazeekat]

Singapore eh? Living it up down ol' South America way, I see. Hehe.

Well, at least you didn't say China as most people would do

 

[danhardacre]

Wow, people really think Singapore is in China? Every child should be given a globe on their fifth birthday.

 

[krazeekat]

Wow, people really think Singapore is in China? Every child should be given a globe on their fifth birthday.

Oh yes, you'd be surprise. South America is much closer to me than China *LOL*

 

[danhardacre]

...What am I doing? I start posting at literotica and talk about globes? I'm such a boring geek.

 

[krazeekat]

...What am I doing? I start posting at literotica and talk about globes? I'm such a boring geek.

Oh alright, let's talk about my boobies if we have to or your penis.

 

[vanelane]

Geeks are welcome here. Show us your bits.

 

[danhardacre]

Thanks to a dreadful accident with a beehive, my penis looks exactly like a globe, even down to the lines of longitude and latitude. I guess it's why I chose geography.

 

[danhardacre]

My penis: http://www.navfltsm.addr.com/globe.jpg

See?

...Or I'm too shy to show my bits just yet. In time maybe, but not on my first day.

 

[vanelane]

Thanks to a dreadful accident with a beehive, my penis looks exactly like a globe, even down to the lines of longitude and latitude. I guess it's why I chose geography.

Funny! You passed my test. I think the folks with class don't show their bits right off. Welcome to Lit.

 

[danhardacre]

Classy? Me? Never. There's a feature-length DVD of my bits floating around somewhere. It's got surround sound and everything.

 

[bustee_mcqueen]

*waves* hi there

hope you are having fun

 

[vanelane]

Classy? Me? Never. There's a feature-length DVD of my bits floating around somewhere. It's got surround sound and everything.

Mmmhmm, sure there is. Let's see 'em then.

 

[danhardacre]

Hi bustee!

I would upload the DVD, but I'd have to rename a 4.36gb file as a jpg. It's going to take a long time to upload.

 

[bustee_mcqueen]

Hi bustee!

I would upload the DVD, but I'd have to rename a 4.36gb file as a jpg. It's going to take a long time to upload.

hi dan

keep at it, sounds like you've got interested parties

 

[danhardacre]

What on earth is that smiley?

 

[bustee_mcqueen]

What on earth is that smiley?

a little cat with his claws out

 

[dong8848]

Wish you have a good time!