Hi everyone...newbie alert!

Haha - are the boards really that bad...I'll make sure and remember my deep breathing for reading and posting ;)

Dishwasher...isn't it fancy in here?!

For some hints on writing, check out the AH library at the top of the page. Lots of stuff in there for newbies and oldies alike.
 

The General Board. Writers have to wear Hazmat suits when we visit. :eek:

You might want to add a link to your stories to your sig line for the lazy people around here, which is most of us.
 
Welcome to the club. We can have some spirited debates here, and sometimes people have to be sent to bed without dinner, but so long as you avoid the GB you'll be OK.

And `Loving Wives` - be very careful there, unless you want to upset some one. Don`t worry what you write though, whatever you write will upset someone.
 
And `Loving Wives` - be very careful there, unless you want to upset some one. Don`t worry what you write though, whatever you write will upset someone.

I wrote one loving wives story once...on my old username (the was the same as every username I use other places, decided that was too easy to find me for those who don't know what I write though) and I've never known as much abuse as that in my life! I'll be steering clear of the LW category.

I'll add a link now, thanks for the tip...I like to get new readers :)
 
I wrote one loving wives story once...on my old username (the was the same as every username I use other places, decided that was too easy to find me for those who don't know what I write though) and I've never known as much abuse as that in my life! I'll be steering clear of the LW category.

I'll add a link now, thanks for the tip...I like to get new readers :)

and we like to find new writers..,:)
 
Welcome aboard, l_s. Lots of characters here, as I'm sure you've noticed from lurking. ;)
 
The GB is where the people who got picked on as kids gather together and act like they're cool now. Think of mean teenagers in cliques in High school.

I always looked at the GB from the other HS angle: They are the former jocks and country club bitches that nobody pays any attention to any longer, so they stamp their feet and yell "Hey look at me," there now.
 
I always looked at the GB from the other HS angle: They are the former jocks and country club bitches that nobody pays any attention to any longer, so they stamp their feet and yell "Hey look at me," there now.

That's a a good take as well.

I go with mine because the level of rudeness and angst of the men points to people who have never been cool at all, ever.

and the women there act like they are way to desperate for attention to have ever been the "hot girl"
 
Welcome to the AH. Good luck with all your endeavors, and don't lose faith. Harden skin, soften temper, and harden or moisten anything else that, uh, might... like need it.
 
A welcome :kiss: for the little newbie from the good little witch.
 
Well, as the title says, hi!

I've been lurking around the forums for a few days now, picking up some insight and inspiration even (whoever started the NaNoWriMo thread, you are to blame for my last minute decision to take part!!) and thought I should introduce myself.

I've been reading on literotica for years and writing for even longer. Until the beginning of the year my attempts at writing were mostly half hearted and few and far between. Since February though, I've been bitten by the writing bug and spend a lot of what little spare time I get writing.

Hey there and welcome :)
 
Welcome to the hangout! I look forward to reading your stories. :D
 
Welcome

and good writing karma to you.
I haven't read any of your stories because bdsm isn't my cup of tea though I may need to start reading some stories in that category after my next two chapters of my current story are posted.
I also got the writing bug bad earlier this year and my first story posted in February.
This is my standard encouragement to all newbies. Write what you want and enjoy writing about, ignore the negative comments unless there is some constructive criticism that can help improve your writing, and keep writing!
 
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