Heya Laurel.

[Never]

Empty your litter box.
Aiko just IMed me and it's gettin a tad ripe.

Oh, and ah, would you like a banana?

 

[Laurel]

Is it dark yellow and mushy, green and hard, or is it perfectly perfectly colored and firm?

 

[Laurel]

Hey, have you seen Scarface?

 

[red_rose]

Is it dark yellow and mushy, green and hard, or is it perfectly perfectly colored and firm?

Took me a minute to realize you were talkin' nanners and not kitty poop!

 

[Laurel]

No, no. Kitty poop is brown.

 

[Problem Child]

Hey, have you seen Scarface?

"Say hello to my leelte fren'!"

 

[red_rose]

No, no. Kitty poop is brown.

Yeah... that's where the "perfectly colored and firm" part came in.



I need to go to bed, I think... I'm comparin' kitty poop to nanners.

Ew.

 

[Never]

Get your mind out of the gutter red rose.. :0

Laurel, unlike many store bought bananas mine was not picked when it was still unripe but left to sit on the vine until it was ready and then shipped to me overnight. This is what allows me to offer you this banana, which is both larger and sweeter than many you can buy. It's about nine inches long, with a strong curve, and a thick, bright yellow covering.

All this can be yours simply for allowing me the pleasure of a few moments intimate contact with you.

And no, I haven't seen Scarface.

 

[red_rose]

Get your mind out of the gutter red rose.. :0

Make me.

...offer you this banana, which is both larger and sweeter than many you can buy. It's about nine inches long, with a strong curve, and a thick, bright yellow covering. <snip>

Now I want a banana.

 

[Laurel]

"Say hello to my leelte fren'!"

I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fucken with da best!

Goddamn. Gives me the chills. Fucking brilliant.

You must see it, Never. Don't be like me & wait till your 30 to see it for the first time.

And 'a few moments'? I'll give you hours, Nevergirl.

 

[Never]

Red rose, get your own banana, this one is Laurels.. Unless she wants to share it with you, in which case I'll watch.


I'll get it on DV sometime this week and tell you what I think of it hun. Hours would be nice right now.

 

[Cheyenne]

Now I want a banana.

After that description, I was thinking the same thing!

Never should get a job writing ads for her local grocery store produce department.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

huh huh huh...

Never said bananas grow on a vine.

huh huh huh

 

[Laurel]

classic

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

ouch...

how the hell did you get a tape recording of my last date, Laurel?

 

[Never]

Yes, bananas grow on trees but 'fresh off the vine' sounds better.

Cheyenne, as you know, a person should have five servings of fruits and vegtables a day. Anything I can do to encourage the average American to get those five servings I'd be happy to do.

Cool beans Laurel.

 

[Laurel]

I have my ways.

Seriously though...what a script. What direction. And Al Mother Fucking Pacino...what a movie.

 

[Lancecastor]

I rather liked the ending of "Blow" though...very personal.

I have my ways.

Seriously though...what a script. What direction. And Al Mother Fucking Pacino...what a movie.

 

[Laurel]

I haven't seen "Blow" yet. Is it good?