Hey, Zoot? Thanks for the $50 you left on the night stand.

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[kiten69]

Thought we'd share some funny quotes from the Chicago Lit-together.

LMAO...mainly cause I've heard the stories behind some of those quotes.

 

[S-Des]

Imp...."I'm a noodle"
S-Des..."That's the ultimate compliment."
Imp..."The ultimate compliment???"
S-Des..."Sure...you can show anyone your tits, but how many men can make you a noodle."

 

[joeys-game]

Thats hysterical...love it!!!

 

[S-Des]

S-Des...*holding up phone* Does anyone think Kiten can go without maturbating for 4 weeks?
Everyone..."NO!!!"

 

[kiten69]

S-Des...*holding up phone* Does anyone think Kiten can go without maturbating for 4 weeks?
Everyone..."NO!!!"

LMAO...ok...ok that was pretty comical...and DAMNIT they were right!

 

[S-Des]

Server at TGIF..."I'm ____, I'll be your waiter."
Rob..."Oh boy are you in trouble."


S-Des..."I like to keep the massages non-sexual."
LaRuse..."Well you can give me one, I guarantee it wouldn't be sexual."


Zeb kisses all the women goodnight
Slyc in a towel..."What about me?" *points to cheek*
Zeb shakes his hand then runs for the door.

 

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[Retrieval]

You charge $50?
I'll give you $100 if my dog can join us.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

You charge $50?
I'll give you $100 if my dog can join us.

What a dick wad!

 

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[Retrieval]

What a dick wad!

I may be a wad but there is no dick to speak of.
My dog ripped it off the last time I interfered with him.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Doesn't quite get the point, does he?

Oh - who was it who said that last one to imp? About the woo hoo? I can't remember!

Got me! I may have not been in the room.

 

[S-Des]

Stopping at Oberwise for ice cream.

Rachlou..."I'll have the Butterscotch shake."
S-Des..."I'm so glad you asked for that."

*She has the sexiest accent...melt *

 

[Nirvanadragones]

These are absolute classics! I had several tea-spews.

 

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[Remec]

who was it who said that last one to imp? About the woo hoo? I can't remember!

Pleazme: And the woman next to us was all, like, woo hoo....
Impressive: Hey, I'm next to you!

 

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[kiten69]

Stopping at Oberwise for ice cream.

Rachlou..."I'll have the Butterscotch shake."
S-Des..."I'm so glad you asked for that."

*She has the sexiest accent...melt *

Did you say Oberwise?

Though I'm perfectly fine with you being out with a sexy woman all alone...but how dare you go to Oberwise without me!!!!!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Did you say Oberwise?

Though I'm perfectly fine with you being out with a sexy woman all alone...but how dare you go to Oberwise without me!!!!!

Crap, it's the ice cream that get's you every time.

 

[S-Des]

Did you say Oberwise?

Though I'm perfectly fine with you being out with a sexy woman all alone...but how dare you go to Oberwise without me!!!!!

Oops! But honey...she didn't even really like it.

 

[kiten69]

she didn't even really like it.

That's cause she wasn't sharing it with me.

Hmmm...licking an Oberwise shake off of Rachlous' belly...double the YUMMY!

 

[OneLustyWench]

Fessing up

"The chairs got wood!"

This comment was mine, I freely admit it. But was in response to Red's encounter with the chair.

 

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