Hey... you have to blame somebody, right?

[cheerful_deviant]

House of Lords member Norman Tebbit told a radio interviewer in May that homosexuality in Britain is "intimately connected" to the rise in obesity. (His explanation: The breakdown of the family means fewer family meals and more fast-food meals.) [The Mirror (London), 5-28-04]

Florida state legislative candidate Ed Heeney told a Palm Beach County political meeting in May that homosexuality has made it difficult for him to enjoy his pastime of billiards. (His explanation: "(Y)ou have a situation where the lesbian community is buying restaurants and bars (and, presumably, removing the pool tables).") [South Florida Sun-Sentinel, 5-15-04]





Kinda' scarry isn't it?

 

[neonlyte]

Florida state legislative candidate Ed Heeney told a Palm Beach County political meeting in May that homosexuality has made it difficult for him to enjoy his pastime of billiards. (His explanation: "(Y)ou have a situation where the lesbian community is buying restaurants and bars (and, presumably, removing the pool tables).") [South Florida Sun-Sentinel, 5-15-04]

Kinda' scarry isn't it?

Does he play naked?

Does he tremble when stretch across the table to make a cannon?

He should be a little more accommodating.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

If you have to blame someone I blame their father's for not pulling out.

-Colly

 

[Guest]

Norman Tebbit has never been right since he had a hotel on his head.

Apologies for that being in bad taste.

Lou

 

[cheerful_deviant]

The second guy is just running for office, not elected yet (thank God).

How would you feel if you were running against this guy and LOST?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

The second guy is just running for office, not elected yet (thank God).

How would you feel if you were running against this guy and LOST?

Like Asscroft when he lost to a dead man?

-Colly

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Like Asscroft when he lost to a dead man?

-Colly

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

YOU GOT THAT BASS-ACKWARD, CHEERFUL


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You've got to blame somebody Left!

 

[Guest]

YOU GOT THAT BASS-ACKWARD, CHEERFUL


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You've got to blame somebody Left!

He was half correct. Norman Tebbit is as Right as they come.

 

[Liar]

He was half correct. Norman Tebbit is as Right as they come.

I know it's a pun, but it still makes me cringe to read that sentence.

 

[Guest]

I know it's a pun, but it still makes me cringe to read that sentence.

How do you think I felt after typing it?

I had to go and have a scrub down, using caustic soda.

Lou

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

House of Lords member Norman Tebbit told a radio interviewer in May that homosexuality in Britain is "intimately connected" to the rise in obesity. (His explanation: The breakdown of the family means fewer family meals and more fast-food meals.) [The Mirror (London), 5-28-04]

Florida state legislative candidate Ed Heeney told a Palm Beach County political meeting in May that homosexuality has made it difficult for him to enjoy his pastime of billiards. (His explanation: "(Y)ou have a situation where the lesbian community is buying restaurants and bars (and, presumably, removing the pool tables).") [South Florida Sun-Sentinel, 5-15-04]





Kinda' scarry isn't it?

Does this mean they've finally stopped blaming me for both those things?

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Re: Re: Hey... you have to blame somebody, right?

Does he play naked?

Does he tremble when stretch across the table to make a cannon?

He should be a little more accommodating.

That's the first thing I thought of too. Him stretched out across the table fondling his balls, his khaki shorts stretched tightly across his manly buttocks, all these obese homosexual Floridians licking their lips.

Makes me want to eat too much and turn gay.


---Zoot

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Hey... you have to blame somebody, right?

Does this mean they've finally stopped blaming me for both those things?

if it makes you feel better, after i stop hitting my head against the monitor, ill blame you..
just a thought...

 

[rgraham666]

Once again it's proven that we badly fucked up when we named ourselves homo sapiens.

A significant percentage of us don't do a lot thinking.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Blame me. I'll claim ignorance and no one will dispute it.

 

[Guest]

Once again it's proven that we badly fucked up when we named ourselves homo sapiens.

A significant percentage of us don't do a lot thinking.

What, you mean because those of us who don't do much of that thinking business always giggle when we hear it?

Lou

 

[rgraham666]

What, you mean because those of us who don't do much of that thinking business always giggle when we hear it?

Lou

You're being ingenuous again, aren't you Lou?

I can tell.

 

[Guest]

You're being ingenuous again, aren't you Lou?

I can tell.

Yeah, mate, whatever you say.

Lou - off to find her dictionary.

P.S.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I say we rename our species Homo Simplicitas.

 

[cantdog]

Dumb house apes

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

I could be wrong but I wonder if it's not Juan in disguise.

~ R W

 

[rgraham666]

I say we rename our species Homo Simplicitas.

My name for our species is Homo Instrumenta, Tool Using Man.

We're great with creating and using tools. Shovels, computers, government, business, language etc. ad infinitum. In my opinion, everything we humans have created is a tool of some description.

But we too often don't think about what we're doing with these tools or the consequences of using them in the manner we've chosen. When we spend more time thinking than using and creating tools, then we can claim Homo Sapiens as our name.