Hey you guys....what's an Alt?

[Saint_Ann]

Are they dangerous?


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[Saint_Ann]

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[Saint_Ann]

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[Super-Surprise]

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[Saint_Ann]

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[Saint_Ann]

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[Saint_Ann]

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[Luk]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=88472414&postcount=278

 

[Saint_Ann]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=88472414&postcount=278

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=550397

My GF lives miles away and we have never tried anal. But I have a girl I see near me who I would like to introduce anal to. Me & the girl here are very sexual, talkative, and oversexed. But what is the best, gentlest way to say, "I want to put my dick in your ass."

Thanks!

-Luke

So basically, you're cheating on one woman and now you want us to help you find more ways to have sex with the one you're cheating with?

OK here's what you do. Next time you're going at it good and hard, just "slip" and give it to her good. That way you don't have to say a word. If she tries to squirm away, hold her down, she'll get used to it. Really.






And if you end up alone, don't come crying back to us.

MJL




P.S. What I'm really saying is, quit yer cheatin and either go breakup with GF #1 before you go butt fucking GF #2, or drop GF #2. Just in case you didn't get it. Really.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=550397

Say it ain't so, Fermina, say it ain't so...

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Are they dangerous?


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An alt is you, slut.

 

[Saint_Ann]

An alt is you, slut.

Like a butterfly stuck in a chrysalis, waiting for the perfect moment, I was waiting for the day I could burst forth and fly away and find my home.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Say it ain't so, Fermina, say it ain't so...

That post has nothing to do with me - it's from 2007. I didn't even know this place existed then let alone know Luke.

But sad, little, miserable people love company and so they pull this kind of shit thinking it will cause drama between us and make us sad and miserable like them. What, I'm supposed to be upset over something he said ten years ago? Something that occurred before he knew me?

Sorry (not sorry), trolls....try harder.

 

[Saint_Ann]

That post has nothing to do with me - it's from 2007. I didn't even know this place existed then let alone know Luke.

But sad, little, miserable people love company and so they pull this kind of shit thinking it will cause drama between us and make us sad and miserable like them. What, I'm supposed to be upset over something he said ten years ago? Something that occurred before he knew me?

Sorry (not sorry), trolls....try harder.

Out vanity searching? I don't think we've met. I'm Ann.

 

[LiamAnthony]

That post has nothing to do with me - it's from 2007. I didn't even know this place existed then let alone know Luke.

But sad, little, miserable people love company and so they pull this kind of shit thinking it will cause drama between us and make us sad and miserable like them. What, I'm supposed to be upset over something he said ten years ago? Something that occurred before he knew me?

Sorry (not sorry), trolls....try harder.

His past doesn't matter, even if it shows a pattern.

 

[Saint_Ann]

His past doesn't matter, even if it shows a pattern.

Those circles aren't called vicious for no reason.

 

[LiamAnthony]

Those circles aren't called vicious for no reason.

Birds of a feather.

 

[Queefer]

Those circles aren't called vicious for no reason.

(49.15 posts per day)

No doubt.

 

[Saint_Ann]

(49.15 posts per day)

No doubt.

Sorry George. Hypoxia says I shouldn't talk to you anymore. It's been real fun.

Ann

 

[Fag-Ash_Lil]

What's an alt?

I am. I'm a character in a story written by an alt.

Got any ciggies?