Hey YO Fat Girl,

[Marxist]

Come here, are you ticklish?

 

[Mensa]

Hey YO Fat Girl. Is it just me or does that sound like something you'd find on a Chinese restaurant menu?

 

[Marxist]

Yeah I called you fat, look at me I'm skinny.

 

[Laurel]

Yes, I am. And it's spelled "phat".

 

[Rambling Rose]

So far 26 fat girls have opened this up and neglected to reply to you, Marxist.

I don't like to run with the crowd.

 

[Starfish]

Thank you Laurelioliolioliolio! I wasn't sure if he was talking to me. I figured he was, but know I know for sure.

I'm fat.

HI Marx.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Well, looka here! We could smother you Marxist, right here and now!

 

[lavender]

 

[perks]

he's talking to me, cause I still won't give him a pic of my ass. I don't have a wide angle lens or a timer.

 

[Laurel]

Skinny chicks can be phat too. Phat ain't a weight - it's an attitude.

Phat ticklish chicks the world Unite!

 

[Marxist]

It never stopped me from gettin' busy. I'm a freak.













Hi Fishie!!! Been a while. I miss you so much that when you don't appear I have to actually make love to my gf instead of your image on the computa screen.

 

[RawHumor]

Yeah I called you fat, look at me I'm skinny.

The humpty dance it's your chance to do the hump!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Marxist]

Skinny chicks can be phat too. Phat ain't a weight - it's an attitude.

Phat ticklish chicks the world Unite!

I like the girls with the boom.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Do the Humpty Hump

I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

 

[RawHumor]

Humpty Hump

Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large!

 

[dreamer]

Well, looka here! We could smother you Marxist, right here and now!

Is there a sign up sheet for this? Or can I just get in line?

 

[Rambling Rose]

I haven't noticed a rush of demands for smothering lately, dreamer. Step on up!

 

[dreamer]

Now how could I turn down such a sweet offer

 

[JazzManJim]

"My anaconda don't want none unless it's got buns, hon!"

 

[Rubyfruit]

Fat phat girl checking in.

Did you miss me?

I had a girlie-girl day. Hair, nails, makeover, mall.

 

[StrawberryPez]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.....I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee...they say i'm ugly but it just don't phase me... I'm still gettin in the girls pants...and i even got my own dance..

 

[perks]

I don't need no confrontation
All I want is an ejaculation
Cos I like them ghetto hoochies
One-two-light, pop that coochie

 

[alexandraaah]

I'll save us all the trouble...

Album: Mack Daddy
Song: Baby Got Back

*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

 

[Nicodemus]

Freak bed over and spread your but cheeks,
Let me see dem guts freak
Oh yeah you got it,
No if, ands, or buts about it

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Nic,