Hey Xander would you...

[Mistress]

Have my baby? Grins brightly



You said you need help relieving the tention!

 

[Xander]

ROTFLMAO

Breaking News!!

First man in history, gives birth to child

Mistress you silly girl

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Actually Arnold was the first, you could be the second though.

 

[Mistress]

Actually I was more interested in the process then the birthing!
Still stressed dear?

 

[LittleRedDevil]

MISTRESS!

Oh my god girl! You're story was great. I loved it.

 

[Xander]

Does that mean I get to have sex????

looking REAL innocent

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Sex? We have sex? Why didn't anyone tell ME?

 

[Mistress]

Only if it means I get to as well!


LRD, you liked it? Great...now I got to wait for it to be posted at Lit! Smiles brightly

 

[Xander]

Only if it means I get to as well!
Smiles brightly

I can live with that

 

[Mistress]

But could you handle me?

 

[Xander]

Is the Pope Catholic??

Does the sun shine??

Is water wet??

 

[LittleRedDevil]

I'm sure that's not all that's wet.

 

[Mistress]

Is water wet??

I am!

 

[Xander]

Is water wet??

I am!

Suddenly I feel thirst *slurp slurp*

 

[Mistress]

Oh my!
Keep that up and you'll need a mop!

 

[Xander]

A mop???

Why?? I always drink from the source

 

[Mistress]

Then you better drink till it's dry, cause there's gonna be a whole lot there....

 

[Xander]

Always

 

[Mistress]

I'm not sure about you...but my tension is being eased.

[Edited by Mistress on 05-02-2001 at 01:38 PM]

 

[willywanker]

**Motioning for LRD to come over and join me in the corner to watch and ...... well, can't make any promises about keeping my hands to myself**

"Pay no attention to that man over in the corner!!!"

 

[Xander]

I'm not sure about you...but my tention is being easied.

Tention?? we have tention here Tention...whats that??

 

[LittleRedDevil]

I promise to pay lots of attention to you.

 

[Mistress]

So, it's gone now? Damn...I didn't even get to have sex, oh well,I tried!

 

[Xander]

Tension has just been replaced with an adventurous streak, and a lust for....*****

 

[Mistress]

Tension has just been replaced with an adventurous streak, and a lust for....*****

Oh adventurous streak, how adventurous?
And this lust for life...whos life?