Hey, wine snobs

[Liar]

Would you say mixing Cabernet Sauvignon with Coke Zero is frowned upon in the oenophile community?

Cause it kind of works for me.


Post your own atrocities below if you have 'em.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I drink my red from a plastic cup. With ice.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Batch]

bushmills irish with ginger ale

 

[JohnnySavage]

This thread is the single worst thing I have ever read, and I include the synapse-burning ananities of hashtag. It's horrible. How could anyone do that to wine?

Jesus drank his wine right from the clay jug.

It's in the bible; you can look it up!

 

[Sean]

This thread is the single worst thing I have ever read, and I include the synapse-burning ananities of hashtag. It's horrible. How could anyone do that to wine?

Americans

bushmills irish with ginger ale

That's my old man's drink.

 

[Adre]

I just shot myself.

 

[Liar]

Americans

I resent that.

 

[Sean]

I resent that.

It's more of a general insult than a geographic adjective.

 

[lovetoread]

If it doenst have fruit in it then its not a real drink.

 

[Hypoxia]

I have done terrible things to, with, and on wine. Some are not so bad, other than driving. But some faves (mentioned more than once in my stories) involve precise doctoring of vine-based liquors.

* CHAMPIPPLE COCKTAIL: Mix Champale with Ripple wine. Both are improved.
* WPLJ - White Port & Lemon Juice: Serve hot. Get very drunk very fast.
* SANGRIA: Add citrus, sugar, and vodka (or tequila) to any cheap red swill.
* OWSLEY WHITE: dissolve LSD into a chablis, chardonnay, or pinot grigio.
___________
my LIT stuff

 

[Aquagal]

I left and forgot several bottles out on the deck one Thanksgiving night, it was a bit cold that night. The wine slushies were fantastic!

 

[thør]

I left and forgot several bottles out on the deck one Thanksgiving night, it was a bit cold that night. The wine slushies were fantastic!

There are kits to make wine slushies .

 

[JohnnySavage]

I still have several hundred bottles in the basement of the old house. I'm going to have to drink them I guess

 

[thør]

I still have several hundred bottles in the basement of the old house. I'm going to have to drink them I guess

No root cellar at the new place?

 

[JohnnySavage]

No root cellar at the new place?

No wine cellar.

There's a room in the basement I could upgrade. But I'm downsizing.

 

[Aquagal]

There are kits to make wine slushies .

How much easier could it get to put it on the porch and wait til the cork popped? I will say it went down so easily, the only thing stopping me were the brain freezes.

 

[thør]

No wine cellar.

There's a room in the basement I could upgrade. But I'm downsizing.

Move the bottles and get to work!

 

[thør]

How much easier could it get to put it on the porch and wait til the cork popped? I will say it went down so easily, the only thing stopping me were the brain freezes.

But not in summer.....

 

[Aquagal]

But not in summer.....

Yeah, I guess so.

 

[Liar]

Well, thank god for modern technology such as refrigerators then.

 

[pensivepoet]

I still have several hundred bottles in the basement of the old house. I'm going to have to drink them I guess

What wine goes with Copenhagen?

 

[JohnnySavage]

What wine goes with Copenhagen?

Merlot goes with everything

 

[thør]

What wine goes with Copenhagen?

Danish wines suck.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

This thread is the single worst thing I have ever read, and I include the synapse-burning ananities of hashtag. It's horrible. How could anyone do that to wine?

I couldn't agree more. I'm not above a bacardi and coke or a fruity drink-drink, or even a vodka and pepsi in a plastic cup. But even I, a walking equivalent of a liquor landfill, understands to each its proper deserves.