Hey! Where's the New Year's Resolution Thread?

[impressive]

Did I miss it?



Damn. I was thinking about considering possibly resolving something.

 

[Samandiriel]

Did I miss it?



Damn. I was thinking about considering possibly resolving something.

I resolve to not resolve anything.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I resolve to not resolve anything.

I'd try to change your mind, but you do seem quite resolute.

I'm thinking about making these reolutions things this year. Not sure yet, but thinking...

Q_C

 

[Guest]

Resolve?

Isn't that a carpet cleaner?

 

[Samandiriel]

Resolve?

Isn't that a carpet cleaner?

That reminds me, how are those rug burns doing?

 

[Guest]

That reminds me, how are those rug burns doing?

Um, the ones in the small of my back are a bit tender yet.

But the ones on my knees are barely noticeable.

 

[Samandiriel]

Um, the ones in the small of my back are a bit tender yet.

But the ones on my knees are barely noticeable.

It's good that you kept last year's resolution to work out more.

 

[Guest]

It's good that you kept last year's resolution to work out more.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Mine is always the same, to eat less and to chew the food that I do eat better.

 

[impressive]

I'd try to change your mind, but you do seem quite resolute.

I'm thinking about making these reolutions things this year. Not sure yet, but thinking...

Q_C

I refer you to the "What are you procrastinating?" thread.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I refer you to the "What are you procrastinating?" thread.

I've been meaning to go check that one out.

Eh, I'll do it later.

Q_C

 

[Samandiriel]

I've been meaning to go check that one out.

Eh, I'll do it later.

Q_C

I resolve to absolve you from your procrasination.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I resolve to absolve you from your procrasination.

ab-solve (ab zolv) v. To set free or release from duties, guilt, debt, or penalty.

So let's see if I understand you. If you succeed in this, I'll still procrastinate, but I will no longer feel guilty?

I can live with that.

Q_C

 

[Samandiriel]

So let's see if I understand you. If you succeed in this, I'll still procrastinate, but I will no longer feel guilty?

I can live with that.

Q_C

Go with the Lord my son....or Imp, which ever comes first.

 

[impressive]

Go with the Lord my son....or Imp, which ever comes first.

You might go with the Lord ... but you'll come with Imp.

 

[zeb1094]

This ain't it?

 

[Samandiriel]

You might go with the Lord ... but you'll come with Imp.

You should put that on your business cards.

 

[Guest]

You might go with the Lord ... but you'll come with Imp.

You should put that on your business cards.

You should embroider it on a pillow.

 

[zeb1094]

You might go with the Lord ... but you'll come with Imp.

Just whisper it in my ear instead!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I resolve to eventually leave this place.

 

[zeb1094]

I resolve to eventually leave this place.

Pfffsst!

 

[dysphemist]

I resolve to eventually leave this place.

Why? Where would you go?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Pfffsst!

It's happened before, just gotta make it permanent this time.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why? Where would you go?

Got room in that igloo?

 

[dysphemist]

Got room in that igloo?

Sure. We could use your cigar for heat.