Hey? Where'd that thread Go?

[Never]

I posted to a thread that right here.
I look again, it isn't there.
But it was before, I swear, I swear!

 

[freakygirl]

maybe you need sleep.. maybe you need alcohol.. maybe you need sex.. or then again.. maybe you need less of any one of those? how should i know.. i lost a thread once too... i'm blonde.. what is your excuse?

 

[Angel]

It is gone.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Laurel ate it

I went to post too and couldnt then Laurel ate it

(ANd she should be in chat)

 

[Gilly Bean]

Is it the monkey post? Cause it keeps evading me. Was getting a bit of a laugh over it though.

 

[Never]

I didn't lose it - the gentleman with monkies in his pants did.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Yes he did. He had to have. Right? Or was it a joke? Are we really losing it? Did we ever have it? What is wrong with talking to one's self? Or answering ones self?

 

[Never]

Yes he did. He had to have. Right? Or was it a joke? Are we really losing it? Did we ever have it? What is wrong with talking to one's self? Or answering ones self?

RULE THE PLANET!

Er, ah, I mean.. There's nothing wrong with doing that with a monky/human pairing as long as they're both consenting adults.

 

[Gilly Bean]

RULE THE PLANET!

Er, ah, I mean.. There's nothing wrong with doing that with a monky/human pairing as long as they're both consenting adults.

We're pinky.. Pinky and the brain, dum dum dum....

So, what we gonna do tonight, Brain?

What we do everynight, Pinky. We're going to take over the world......



Oops... off topic...


So, how does one go about determining the consenting age of an adult monkey?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Count the pubic hairs?

Judge by the size of the banana

Or just make him count to 20

 

[Gilly Bean]

Count the pubic hairs?

Judge by the size of the banana

Or just make him count to 20

Hmm... What if he shaves? Or she...

Or, maybe that monkey just isn't well.. endowed... with a banana.

Or.... can they count? Hmm...

 

[u2slow13]

think about it....he will certainly let you know, but if he scratches too hard, let him know

 

[XXplorher]

Was that the thread where someone posted something highly out of their normal character? Cuz I recall mentioning my surprise (as well as reasons their idea wasn’t such a good one. As in - nukes) – and I don’t see my post regarding it (nor theirs). Very interesting choice of threads to remove (playing favorites? Ooops - that's just my paranoia). Can’t they just go in and edit their own post, or post another saying ‘oops, I lost myself for a moment’ (as they in fact did). Take responsibility for their words. As opposed to cloaking them by having the entire thread removed? Cuz I thought I had some important points made and was interested in what other people had to say about the subject. People shouldn’t expect their spoken words to vanish, should they?

After all – it is a public forum. Oh well…..

Maybe it was an accident.
And now back to our regularly scheduled program.....

 

[SimplySouthern]

Was that the thread where someone posted something highly out of their normal character? Cuz I recall mentioning my surprise (as well as reasons their idea wasn’t such a good one. As in - nukes) – and I don’t see my post regarding it (nor theirs). Very interesting choice of threads to remove (playing favorites? Ooops - that's just my paranoia). Can’t they just go in and edit their own post, or post another saying ‘oops, I lost myself for a moment’ (as they in fact did). Take responsibility for their words. As opposed to cloaking them by having the entire thread removed? Cuz I thought I had some important points made and was interested in what other people had to say about the subject. People shouldn’t expect their spoken words to vanish, should they?

After all – it is a public forum. Oh well…..

Maybe it was an accident.
And now back to our regularly scheduled program.....

It was an accident. Manu posted about it this morning. If I was computer literate enough I would post the link. It happened with several posts.

Dammit, another conspiracy theory shot to hell. Doh!

Looks like we'll all have to find another dead horse to kick.

 

[Never]

XXplorher - You do realize I'm talking about a thread in which a poster discribes sticking monkies down his pants and having his balls ripped off, don't you?

If you want to bitch about 'playing favorites' why don't you start our own thread - unless you think Laurel was trying to make some anti-zoophilia statement?

 

[SimplySouthern]

Yeah, what Never said, bitch.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Very interesting choice of threads to remove (playing favorites? Ooops - that's just my paranoia). Can’t they just go in and edit their own post, or post another saying ‘oops, I lost myself for a moment’ (as they in fact did). Take responsibility for their words. As opposed to cloaking them by having the entire thread removed?

In case anyone cares what Dopey's on about, he's talking about my post about feeling surprised at my realiztion that I just might feel compelled to support a (limited) nuclear retaliation. I later expressed that I couldn't believe I was suggesting something more reactionary and stupid than anything Xx might say, but that I was tramautized today, and that Xx is stupid and reactionary every day. (To give him his due, he thought nukes were a way bad idea.)

The thread was lost due to techincal malfunctions, not due to the forever playing episode of "X-Files" playing inside Xxplorher's brain.

 

[SimplySouthern]

I knew it had something to do with you Dix. You ARE the "BB Darling" and it is all about you. No surprise that threads appear and disappear on your whim.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yup. LOL I'm sooooooo scary and powerful. Anytime I don't like a thread *poof* it's gone. Watch this - *poof*! I just turned all of Todd's threads into Winnie the Pooh books.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Oh yeah. The very mention of your name strikes fear in the heart of men. Could be those "meanie" zingers you post. Gee whiz you sure are funny *insert knee slap here*

Or the fact that you have a 3 word name....you know what they say about people with 3 word names.....

Dix, you ARE the original conspiracy theory.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

you sure are funny... Dix, you ARE the original conspiracy theory.

Call me "The Lone Pun Man".

 

[XXplorher]

nope

"XXplorher - You do realize I'm talking about a thread in which a poster discribes sticking monkies down his pants and having his balls ripped off, don't you?" (NEVER)

If I had, would I have posted what I did above? And now you’ve got me totally pissed – cuz there’s nothing I’d prefer more than the castrating monkey thread!! Duh! Obviously, Laurel doesn’t like nard stealing monkey’s. And I think that’s unacceptable. Who’s with me?

(Unfortunately, I’m not able to clarify the way ‘dopey’ went about his posts regarding DCL’s thoughts. Nor example the avenue of escape I provided senior Lee (and he took). Nor my further ability to wink at him after another jab (which you’ve been doing whether I’m posting or not, Dixon. You make me feel so important. BTW – I thought I was on ‘ignore’? Laurel’s got me on there. Either that, or she removes consideration on anything I say – which I obviously hate. Making her smarter and more effective then you! Hellooooo, I’m supposed to be on that horse in the desert…. buttwhipe). Because it’s GONE. Don’t worry people - I’m used to being unpopular (since I’m fearless in what I say. And I stand by it. Some people don’t like that. And I’m not always right). And I’ve officially over-used parentheticals here, so I’ll stop…….. bitch (uh, nice flag).

And now back to……… (wait, I’ve already used that line. And there went another parenthetical!! Fuck!!). How ‘bout “Sometimes…. there just aren’t enough rocks” And you stole my best volley, man. I looked real good and you know it!! (lol). Mmm hm. Some other time, Peter Keating…

Wait – a last thought. Hey Dixon, if we’re on that flight over Pennsylvania – do we agree? Damn, we missed our chance at that, eh?

 

[SimplySouthern]

Thanks. bitch.