Hey, we all need a little help now and then

[SamScribble]

Tips for top ratings

http://www.tinhouse.com/blog/16137/das-kolumne-how-to-write-erotic-fiction.html

 

[Stella_Omega]

I would never have thought of those tips.

 

[PennLady]

I so need to try new things in my writing.

 

[Brunne]

Tips for top ratings

http://www.tinhouse.com/blog/16137/das-kolumne-how-to-write-erotic-fiction.html

My favourite comment is the person who said, "I don’t get the point of this piece at all…"

 

[CeasarBoobage]

examples needed

There you are! If you are prepared to follow these simple eroti-principles, then I am already blushing at the very idea of the devilishly sexy fiction you are about to write. And while I will in all likelihood never read it, I assure you that all those who do will be in awe of your ability to breathe new life into this age-old art of describing a bodily function at length.

I'm surprised to see that no one here has taken these hints to heart! Please though, if you do follow his ideas in your next story, send the story to him or post it as a comment so everyone can enjoy the higher standards he's given.

 

[lovecraft68]

Someone send this to E.L James.