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Angeline

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I read through a whole bunch of new poems just now, something I haven't done in a while. The good part is that I read some very wonderful poetry. The quality of much of the writing here is still amazingly high. The not-so-good part was that I see some mean-spirited poltergeist is floating around pontificating and delivering "tongue lashings."

Now I know that feeding trolls is generally a very bad idea. I know my fairy tales, but I have a few observations:

1. I think they're all the same person. They sound pretty much alike and they have an equivalent level of literacy.

2. The comments themselves are well written, that is to say in complete grammatical sentences--always a good thing in my book. On the other hand, they have no substance. Here's why:

First, while they do sling the old invective pretty well, they all show an appalling lack of understanding of poetry. Collective Troll, poetry is art. It is one of the arts, in the literary genre and communicates with imagery and metaphor. Sometimes you can do that with words alone, sometimes images--digitized or otherwise illustrated or recorded--can enhance the message of the words. It's ok when poems do that--they're still poems. Every art evolves; if it didn't you'd still be looking at creative stick figures on a cave wall at Lascaux or something.

This is not just my opinion. Go look at a site like Born Magazine or Exquisite Corpse, both respected in the traditional poetry world, and you will understand that poetry is evolving with technology.

Second, Collective Troll you're dead wrong in assuming that certain poets here simply pat each other's back. We do if it's a good poem, sure, but we also edit other's work and generally support each other. To set the record straight, you just don't see it because it mainly happens in a pm or email. Know why? Most people here are too polite to do much publically in the way of criticism; we respect each other's anxieties about our worth as poets. Also, constructive criticism, as opposed to empty insults, takes time. You have to read and think, and I for one ain't putting that time into a poem if the reaction is going to be "Fuck you. I don't edit" or whatever.

And by the way when giving feedback, the opposite of praise is not a tongue-lashing, it's criticism that's constructed so as to help the writer improve the poem. That's how it's supposed to work. It usually does that here. Gremlins tend to do better on other Literotica forums.

The only intelligent thing I ever heard Dan Quayle say (He may not have known how smart it was) is "I wear their scorn like a badge of honor." Almost Shakespearean, eh? So yknow, one-bomb me, call my poems crapola if you like. I don't care. I've had it happen before and I didn't care then either. Really. Do it if you want. I'll wear your scorn like a badge of honor. (I can't believe I just compared myself to Dan Quayle.)

Ok poets, support this thread with your posts. You know this trolling sucks. Write a poem about it or say "I don't care either" or whatever. It'll feel good.

:rose:
 
Trollin' Trollin' Trollin'
though his head is swollen
keep crapola flowin'
then Hide





If no one knows the "Rawhide" song I am so screwed
 
Tathagata said:
Trollin' Trollin' Trollin'
though his head is swollen
keep crapola flowin'
then Hide





If no one knows the "Rawhide" song I am so screwed

I immediately heard the tune as I read it, but then I'm of a certain age too.

:D

:rose:
 
I'm very happy with my personal troll. True, she has done things like leaving comments to insult me for deleting comments that are still there, so we can only assume she's not all that Internet-savvy, but she can throw a sentence or two together (she wrote me a poem, even :)), advertise my work while trolling other people, and even give me some fabulous title or/and signature-line material. :D

There was one that reminded me of Mugatu, in Zoolander. Did any of you see that movie? There's a scene where Mugatu, the bad guy who had just been caught, says: "Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" Sometimes, as I read her comments, I swear I can almost hear Will Ferrell's voice getting louder and louder: "Are you people mad?!! The poem makes no sense!!!!!"
 
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Tathagata said:
And you saw the Blues Brothers

:heart:

Yes, and my favorite part was Aretha pushing that guy around and singing a killer version of "Think." See how dommy I am?

:D
 
Lauren Hynde said:
I'm very happy with my personal troll. True, she has done things like leaving comments to insult me for deleting comments that are still there, so we can only assume she's not all that Internet-savvy, but she can throw a sentence or two together (she wrote me a poem, even :)), advertise my work while trolling other people, and even give me some fabulous title or/and signature-line material. :D

There was one that reminded me of Mugatu, in Zoolander. Did any of you see that movie? There's a scene where Mugatu, the bad guy who had just been caught, says: "Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" Sometimes, as I read her comments, I swear I can almost hear Will Ferrell's voice getting louder and louder: "Are you people mad?!! The poem makes no sense!!!!!"

I'm impressed with myself for understanding what you're talking about.

:D

:heart:
 
Hello. My name is Eve and I'm a victim of a troll. :(
Yes, this person has a right to criticize my work, but not insult me. I may be "nuts upstairs" but there's not need to tell everyone who doesn't already know it! lol Though, the comments have ceased since I made an email request, though now I'm just getting 1s. Honestly, what's with people? It's a poem. Read it. Offer a suggestion. Tell me you hate it but tell me why. And that's about it. Why hound someone and continue to harass? It's crazy.
 
Lauren Hynde said:
I'm very happy with my personal troll. True, she has done things like leaving comments to insult me for deleting comments that are still there, so we can only assume she's not all that Internet-savvy, but she can throw a sentence or two together (she wrote me a poem, even :)), advertise my work while trolling other people, and even give me some fabulous title or/and signature-line material. :D
Hey, it's your freaking troll who harassed me. God! Put a leash on your trolls. :D
 
Angeline said:
Yes, and my favorite part was Aretha pushing that guy around and singing a killer version of "Think." See how dommy I am?

:D

you're preachin to the choir Sis
 
WickedEve said:
Hello. My name is Eve and I'm a victim of a troll. :(
Yes, this person has a right to criticize my work, but not insult me. I may be "nuts upstairs" but there's not need to tell everyone who doesn't already know it! lol Though, the comments have ceased since I made an email request, though now I'm just getting 1s. Honestly, what's with people? It's a poem. Read it. Offer a suggestion. Tell me you hate it but tell me why. And that's about it. Why hound someone and continue to harass? It's crazy.

I'm gonna submit a poem so I can get slammed too. I wanna be in the club. Wah.

http://ladygatorsplace.com/lucy-lovincup.jpg
 
WickedEve said:
I'm sure I shouldn't get excited about that...

It's not in the nature of our relationship, but I think together we could dom the monkey. I think the the idea intrigues and frightens him, lol.
 
Angeline said:
It's not in the nature of our relationship, but I think together we could dom the monkey. I think the the idea intrigues and frightens him, lol.


like a beard of bee's
 
Tathagata said:
like a beard of bee's
I knew you'd like that statement. ;) But beard of bees? Though, a group of bees could be stimulating, rather vibrating... hmm...
 
Angeline said:
It's not in the nature of our relationship
And once again, one of us points that out. LOL "Hi, Angeline. How are you? How are you in a non sexual way, of course!" :D
Just for the record, I like penises. I like them in a variety sizes, shapes, colors, and prices.
Anyway, back to the troll... yep, hate those trolls.
 
WickedEve said:
And once again, one of us points that out. LOL "Hi, Angeline. How are you? How are you in a non sexual way, of course!" :D
Just for the record, I like penises. I like them in a variety sizes, shapes, colors, and prices.
Anyway, back to the troll... yep, hate those trolls.

Wouldn't it be ironic if we ended up together? Think about that...or not.

And here's a little pre-Christmas gift for you. I got a fortune (from a fortune cookie) today with a chinese language lesson on it. It gave the Chinese (what dialect, I know not) word for Sir. Won't that come in handy for you?

Xiansheng

Merry Christmas. :)
 
Angeline said:
Wouldn't it be ironic if we ended up together? Think about that...or not.

And here's a little pre-Christmas gift for you. I got a fortune (from a fortune cookie) today with a chinese language lesson on it. It gave the Chinese (what dialect, I know not) word for Sir. Won't that come in handy for you?

Xiansheng

Merry Christmas. :)

Xiansheng :)
I now feel inspired to write a poem.

I will not think about us ending up together, but be sure that monkey will. He will think about it until he shrivels up and blows away like a piece of lint caught in the gust of a heavy breather.
 
Angeline said:
We discussed this once before, and you used a violent image to describe it then, too. Hahahahahaha.

:rose:
I want to use beard of bees in a poem. I will use beard of bees. No one can stop me from using beard of bees in a poem. Not when I've had 4 1/2 cups of coff coff coffeeeeeee.
 
Why is this thread here? Are we feeding Troll(s) now? I wonder if we just closed the voting and left the comments open it would go away? Do the votes matter that much anyway? We could try iy.

Eve? You didn't send me your bra so I found something more ...erm... interesting.
http://animatedgif.net/naughty/new/smurftit.gif

I've always had a thing for Smurfs. Fuck the Trolls... lol
 
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