Hey there

[Skipi]

Just introducing myself. Been lurking for a coupla days and decided to take the plunge and register. Nice place y'all got here.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

yep...

Jacuzzi's in the back...

 

[HeavyStick]

ty go get some copyright FREE porn... we may accept you with open arms, depending on the quality of course.

 

[ScarlettRose]

*waves*

welcome to lit

 

[Skipi]

ty go get some copyright FREE porn... we may accept you with open arms, depending on the quality of course.

Couldn't I just bring an appetizer and some wine?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Welcome Skipi.

Make yourself comfortable. We'll wait a day or so before we start abusing you, your name, and the funny way you dress. We like to lure folks in, first.

 

[HeavyStick]

Couldn't I just bring an appetizer and some wine?

and post some kitten pics for laurel

 

[Mischka]

Couldn't I just bring an appetizer and some wine?

Depends. What kind of wine?

 

[HeavyStick]

Depends. What kind of wine?

pssst.... ask for cheese ty

 

[Skipi]

How about a nice California Chardonnay (not too sweet) with some Oreos (not the run of the mill Oreos, the new mint creme ones)? Mmmm Mmmm Good.

 

[Mischka]

Since it's summer (and I'm in Texas), a chilled white sounds good. However, you lost me on the cookies. I'm sorry, but you can't possibly join Lit now. Thank you for playing. Good bye.


P.S. I may be persuaded to reconsider your application, given copious amount of gratuitous compliments. Possibly.

 

[mritsme]

welcome to lit enjoy

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Since it's summer (and I'm in Texas), a chilled white sounds good. However, you lost me on the cookies. I'm sorry, but you can't possibly join Lit now. Thank you for playing. Good bye.


P.S. I may be persuaded to reconsider your application, given copious amount of gratuitous compliments. Possibly.

Now, now Mischka...I promised a few days of grace further up. Then we will kick the crap out of him/her/it.

What gender IS a skipi, anyway?

 

[Skipi]

Never fit in anywhere!

And I was just getting ready to post my personal collection of porn pictures for my new friends. Dammit!

But before I go, I have to say Mischka, after reading some other posts that contained samples of your intelligent,witty banter, I am going to so miss the oppurtunity to gain insight from an intellect such as yourself. And from Texas too. *sigh* Us southern girls need to stick together don't ya think??

*Edited for spelling...ass kissing should always be spelled correctly*

 

[Mischka]

*grumble*

OK, fine. I'll be nice. But only because you already promised.

The combination of Chardonnay and mint Oreos screams "female" to me. Too sweet for most men.

 

[Mischka]

Ah ha! I was right! And I'm lapping up the compliments, Skipi. You're good.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: Never fit in anywhere!

And I was just getting ready to post my personal collection of porn pictures for my new friends. Dammit!

But before I go, I have to say Mischka, after reading some other posts that contained samples of your intelligent,witty bantor, I am going to so miss the oppurtunity to gain insight from an intellect such as yourself. And from Texas too. *sigh* Us southern girls need to stick together don't ya think??

1) Mischka's not on the membership committee.
2) All Southern Women are automatically approved. I'm a sucker for southern gals.
3) Nice job sucking up.

 

[Skipi]

*grumble*
The combination of Chardonnay and mint Oreos screams "female" to me. Too sweet for most men.

Hows about a cold Bud and some bbq'd pork rinds??

 

[HeavyStick]

cough it up skipi... give us the porn... if you continue to delay any longer all of your future threads will be PM'ed to redwave, yayati, and pp man...

 

[Mischka]

Hows about a cold Bud and some bbq'd pork rinds??

I'd bet a pretty hefty contingency of Lit guys would drool over that one.

Me, I'm a margarita/mojito/caparena kinda gal at the moment. With fresh tortilla chips and hatch chile salsa.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

cough it up skipi... give us the porn... if you continue to delay any longer all of your future threads will be PM'ed to redwave, yayati, and pp man...

Ooooh, HS. That would be just plain mean. Especially pm'g to the yoyo. I like how you work.