Hey Susan

[Laurel]

I love it when your sexy parts are up in the air.

You should photograph that, for the board.

Fred.

 

[Private Vasquez]

So you want me to jump on the tromopoline? I hope you have a high-speed film, otherwise it'll just be a big blur.

Susan Fred Paloma Vasqez is what I was gonna name my first child. How did y'all know?

 

[Laurel]

Lucky guess.

I'm a crack photographer. Really. All my photos look like they were taken by someone on crack.

 

[Private Vasquez]

The crack pictures always have a nice glow to them. We could be on to something here.

 

[TheDR4KE]

She looks like some Euro-trash Domintrix Barbie with a wig on.

that's why I asked.

Reminds me of the Barbie Disinformation Organisation who are following in the footsteps of the Barbie Liberation Organisation.

Quack,

the D