Hey, Sparky?

[R Nitelight]

You asked where Purple Haze was, and he showed up.
Why don't you ask where Michelle Pfeiffer is?

 

[Shylady]

or Mel Gibson?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Or.....

Roy Roger's and Dale Evan's.

Here Trigger, Trigger, Trigger.

Man! That would be a cool ficticious name for a performing porn couple......