Hey Rick! Tell us this:

[Alan_Colmes]

Say, Senator, ever hear this one?

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

 

[Wrong Element]

Hey, Karen.

 

[Alan_Colmes]

How about this one?

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.

 

[Alan_Colmes]

Give this one a go:

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

 

[Alan_Colmes]

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

 

[Alan_Colmes]

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.

 

[Alan_Colmes]

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
You can't gargle gravel.

 

[Alan_Colmes]

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

 

[Alan_Colmes]

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!

 

[Alan_Colmes]

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead!

 

[Alan_Colmes]

What is better than a dead baby?
The revoked child-support.