Hey PV

[Eumenides]

Is there enough oxygen in there for Barbie to survive?

Cuz if not, she's been in there a LOOONG time.

 

[Private Vasquez]

She's got a tank with her. It was a bitch gettin' those wheels in, but once in, we're all good.

 

[Eumenides]

So it's like one big Mattel party in there?

And I wasn't invited?

 

[Nora]

Now remember, no open flames near either plastic or oxygen.

Just a friendly safety reminder! And kids? Don't try this at home without supervision from your really hot babysitter!

 

[Eumenides]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Nora! Where the flibbergibbets did you come from?!

Planet Comedy?

 

[Private Vasquez]

I don't know of Mattell made the oxygen tank or not, but yeah, there's all kinds of stuff in here.

 

[Eumenides]

I don't know of Mattell made the oxygen tank or not, but yeah, there's all kinds of stuff in here.

I don't know if that's an inviting thought, or an advisory against ever truly knowing PV.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I have a large collection of Pez dispensers.

 

[Eumenides]

I will never see a Pez dispenser and not think of that now.

EWWWWWWWW

 

[Nora]

Ooooo! Do you have the witch pez dispenser? I've been looking all over for that one!!

She came from Planet Clare...I knew she came from there. She drove a Plymouth Satellite...faster than the speed of liiiiiiiiight!

 

[Private Vasquez]

I have more than one...want one?

 

[Nora]

Can I come fetch it myself? *waggles brows, leering*

 

[Private Vasquez]

You'll have to get by Barbie, and that's no easy task.

 

[Nora]

Barbie's no match for me. I've got that beotch's numbah!

Now, do you see why I picked you two for roommates?

 

[Eumenides]

Barbie's no match for me. I've got that beotch's numbah!

Now, do you see why I picked you two for roommates?

I feel like I'm looking at a new wave Toys 'R' Us!

 

[Nora]

It was the B-52's reference that did it, wasn't it?

 

[Eumenides]

Okay, where would we live, though...?

NOT IN THE FRIGGIN MIDWEST!!!!

 

[Nora]

Hrmm...PV's in a good place, but expensive as hell. I gots me a nice house, but it's in the 'burbs.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'll be headin' south of here come Winter, and to an almost-free-type pad. It's only got two bedrooms, though. We'd have to rotate.

 

[Eumenides]

Rotate what?

Our bathroom usage?

 

[Nora]

*smirk* I got something y'all can rotate.

 

[Private Vasquez]

You're a chicken?

 

[Eumenides]

I don't do tires.

 

[Nora]

rats. Eumenides got it.

 

[Eumenides]

Rats? Where?