hey pc.. where ya been?

[felixdakat]

i've been wondering where my rat eyed buddy has been lately, i've missed the slings that come like a swift kick to the nuts....

so this is to you rat eyed monkey

5: he constantly reeks of cigar smoke

4: his teath are crooked and black

3: those beedie little eyes probaly glow in the dark ( now that's creepy)

2: he's obviously got no talent as a writer, why did he bother to join lit anyway??

and the #1 reason is: he's never had the common decency to insult my intelegence.. i mean really how am i going to have fun around here with out people that challenge me.

so i hope you didn't fall in a ditch and break a hip

felix

 

[Natalie Nessus]

He will return, he is the voice of reason

 

[felixdakat]

i just hope he appriciates this after all it took me all of five minutes... i try to give the old bastard what he's worth