Hey Nasty

[Spinaroonie]

Did you see your beloved Derek Jeter on SNL? I've never seen somebody do soooo poorly. We aren't going to see him go on to a film career after his hammy blows out. He never looked at anybody, just the teleprompter and the only skits they could find for him were to either A.) Have him Dress up in something stupid or B.) Play Derek Jeter himself... and he wasn't that good at B.

 

[nasty]

Nope. I saw him introduce whoever the hell it was, and, that's it.

 

[modest mouse]

I didnt even know the rat bastard was hosting. I could have worked out a great deal of anger yelling at my TV, missed opportunity.

Jeter's presence makes me want to pick up a pipe.

 

[nasty]

After what Lilminx told me, he makes me ill, also.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I didnt even know the rat bastard was hosting. I could have worked out a great deal of anger yelling at my TV, missed opportunity.

Jeter's presence makes me want to pick up a pipe.

He was soooo bad it made me watch the whole thing, just to see it get worse. There was one skit based around where he wore a wig. That was the joke. Y'know, when you're the host of that show... they can't turn down your skit ideas. I bet that was his.

Nasty, what did minx tell you about him?

 

[nasty]

Minx told me a friend of hers works in a restaurant were Jeter went to. This person doesn't know Baseball. When her friend asked who the reservasions were for, Jeter got upset, saying things like, "Don't you know who I am?" What a jackass.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I've been saying it all along. A jerk.

 

[Angel]

I'd fuck him.