Hey Merkin, Just Shut The Fuck Up!

Marxist

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...and take your little sister's dress off while you're at it.
 
Marxist said:
...and take your little sister's dress off while you're at it.

Okay, much as I hate to admit it, I missed your posts like this one. I hope you're around for awhile and not just passing through.
 
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Cheyenne said:
Okay, much as I hate to admit it, I missed your posts like this one. I hope you're around for awhile and not just passing through.

Hello Midwestern Nipplegirl!!!

Chey, I have masturbated to the image of those soft brown nips of yours carressing my cheeks. Whatever you do, don't deny me.



P.S.--Atlanta made Favre look ridiculous. What's up with your Cheesepeople?
 
What, Marxist, do you maybe feel THREATENED by the thought of me in my little sister's dress?

Ain't you're poor little manhood able to accept it? Does it blow your mind, freak you out, piss you off, and make you sick?

Good. :D
 
Merkin said:
What, Marxist, do you maybe feel THREATENED by the thought of me in my little sister's dress?

Ain't you're poor little manhood able to accept it? Does it blow your mind, freak you out, piss you off, and make you sick?

Good. :D

Merkin, I'm glad you warned me about getting my mind blown. I'll have to be extra careful around you from now on. My manhood is delicate and lotus-like and well, just not able to handle all that mind blowing that you obviously do so well.



BTW, the contraction police say: YOUR.
 
I stand corrected on the contraction police. An obvious mistake I didnt proof (j/k)
 
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Marxist said:
P.S.--Atlanta made Favre look ridiculous. What's up with your Cheesepeople?

Missing: 2 starting offensive tackles, 2 starting WR's, 1.5 starting RB's, 1 starting FS, 1 starting NT, and a couple of special teams units.
 
RE: Atlanta...yeah, and where are your bleedin' Falcons now, huh? Sitting at home, trying to get infomercial jobs and nursing their wounds.

While Oakland's "Silver and Black attack" is heading back to the Big Bowl. Gannon was absolutely phenomenal tonight. Even Joe Montana would have trouble matching his 4th quarter performance. (ok...that's a lie...but Gannon was very, very good. :D )
 
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RawHumor said:
Missing: 2 starting offensive tackles, 2 starting WR's, 1.5 starting RB's, 1 starting FS, 1 starting NT, and a couple of special teams units.

Thanks... I wouldn't have had a clue what to say other than Favre is cute, so who cares how he plays?
 
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Marxist said:
Hello Midwestern Nipplegirl!!!

Chey, I have masturbated to the image of those soft brown nips of yours carressing my cheeks. Whatever you do, don't deny me.

Hey, there.

Only one problem, my nips aren't really brown. Maybe you got me mixed up with the newbie Merkin? :confused:
 
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RawHumor said:
Missing: 2 starting offensive tackles, 2 starting WR's, 1.5 starting RB's, 1 starting FS, 1 starting NT, and a couple of special teams units.


Would you like some cheese with that whine?

The streak had to end sooner or later, and the Falcons were fired up and the Packers came out flat. The game was over early in the first quarter.

You want disadvantages? Try having Reeves as head coach.
 
Guru said:
Apostrophe buddy says: didn't

You missed, maybe, the (j/k) at the end? In case you were half asleep, that is web standard for *joke*.

I bend your apostrophe buddy over a chair and take him.
 
Merkin said:


I bend your apostrophe buddy over a chair and take him.

Ohhhh jesus, now Spelling buddy and Grammar buddy are going to come kick your ass! ;)


Hey Marxist! Wonderful to see you, as always! :kiss:
 
estevie said:
Ohhhh jesus, now Spelling buddy and Grammar buddy are going to come kick your ass! ;)


Hey Marxist! Wonderful to see you, as always! :kiss:

I thought someone killed spelling buddy. And Grammar buddy went underground.
I can't imagine why, it isn't as though he was irritating.

:D

So now the Keystone Cops are proofing our posts?? Oh this should be fun!!


btw Cheyenne....'bout those yellow nips.....one word..... Slurp!!

;)
 
*goddess*emi* said:
I thought someone killed spelling buddy. And Grammar buddy went underground.
I can't imagine why, it isn't as though he was irritating.


Well, if seeing their buddy takin' it up the ass doesn't bring them out of hiding, nothing will! ;)
 
estevie said:
Originally posted by *goddess*emi*
I thought someone killed spelling buddy. And Grammar buddy went underground.
I can't imagine why, it isn't as though he was irritating.

Well, if seeing their buddy takin' it up the ass doesn't bring them out of hiding, nothing will! ;)

Grammar buddy wants to be my bitch. Spelling buddy is tough, but I swear that someday I will bend him over and make him howl. (goddam, where IS Spell-Check Boy when you need him?)
 
Merkin said:
Grammar buddy wants to be my bitch. Spelling buddy is tough, but I swear that someday I will bend him over and make him howl. (goddam, where IS Spell-Check Boy when you need him?)

Spell-check Boy ran as fast as he could when he saw what you were doing to Apostrophe Buddy! :eek:
 
Marx and Chey flirting again. It warms my heart. Brought together over a newbie. I guess newbies do serve a purpose.
 
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