Hey luk!

[oralaccents]

You must be nuts deep in a Smokin' Hawt Weekend right about now, yes?

Start with Friday Nite Cocktail Hour; get any?

Did he stay for breakfast?

 

[oralaccents]

Fresh juicy peaches on the deck. I love global trade.

Time to jump on the hog (motorcycle, not butters) and ride; see you later!

 

[Rightguide]

Had dinner last night at the White House in Laguna Beach, didn't see any small men slapping any of the numerous pairs of titties around.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

I saw luke drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's,
His paid escort was a fattie.

 

[Rightguide]

I saw luke drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's,
His paid escort was a fattie.

Poor Luk, wonder how much of his meal he had to surrender.

 

[oralaccents]

Hey luk, have you ever dated any pretty girls?
You seem to like the plain, fat ones.
Why is that?

 

[Rightguide]

Hey luk, have you ever dated any pretty girls?
You seem to like the plain, fat ones.
Why is that?

Luk's latest flame:

https://i.imgur.com/aN4lN6i.jpg