Hey Lit Folk.What Did You Do When You Were Drunk

[sexyspank]

Most of us like a drink at some time and some of us have been known to have a little too much.I tend to get "feely" "kissy" when I'm under the influence.What do you do.Have you ever had sex with someone that you wouldn't normally have done? Have you stripped or exposed yourself ? Have you woken up with someone and wondered who they were? Let's hear your stories.


Wendy

 

[lovetoread]

How embarrassing.....

I am a person that can get too...um.....well "friendly" when under the influence.

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To make it clear,since my lovely troll pointed it out that I didnt explain myself. What I did while drunk was when I was underaged and he was not. I did not want him to have any problems as he was/is still a family man. And his wife was a friend and would know what happened if I spelled it out.

To put it in a nutshell. A party, lots of drink, a man taking me somewhere private and making love all night long. Thought it meant something,but it didnt. Woke up alone and used. Never drank again. Thought I was pregnant, scared me enough to stop everything.

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[~The Printer~]

So, Lovetoread, want a beer? (Or 8 maybe?)

I woke up with an incredible woman that I had been infatuated with while in highschool, but I woke up before she got me completely naked, thank god. (I cant perform drunk!) We had been talking and I supposedly told her I was in love with her in highschool, and with that I guess she drug me off to a bedroom.

I talked to her the next day, but we were both glad we didnt do anything.

But I did get drunk, then drive 840 miles to take a girl up on a dare! Ended up spending three months in Lake Tahoe with her before heading back to the coast.

Ahh, to be young again,

C-ya.

 

[MacCortz]

Too Much too drink....

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.."

I go to sleep...

Went to Seoul S. Korea a number of years ago. We were totally jet lagged (12 hour flight and 10 hour time difference)

Had several drinks and went to bed naked.

Woke in the middle of the night and had to use bathroom.

Walked out of room and door closed and locked there I was naked in the hallway of the Hilton and couldn't get into room.

Finally had to pound on next room door and explain to lady what happen and borrow towel and have her call security.

Got let back into room without further incident, but not one that I'd choose to repeat.

Mac

 

[CelticWonder]

At a concert there last year I got totally pissed faced and did'nt have a clue wot I was doing but from wot Jim and Croky told me I was chatting up just about every girl in the park.I then woke up the next morning with this girl from Kerry Im Irish by the way and she could'nt remember wot happened the night before or most of the last day either.We made quite a pair A?
The worst thing though was I kept on getting phone calls from people I did'nt know the next day claiming I was talking to them and told them I'd go out with them I dunno that entire situation was fucked up.Im now barred from drinking Vodka by my mates for my own sake they say

 

[sexyspank]

You Prbably enjoyed It

CeltiWonder:You sound like you enjoyed yourself...if only you could remember...did your friends tell you what you had done?



lovetoread.....come on tell us ...we won't tell anyone else

 

[PowerOfOne]

Really plastered.....

The only thing I can remember from the experience is waking up nude, laying in front of my car with my keys on my ass and a police officer standing over me. I politely said, "That's ok occifer, I think she is just flooded".

 

[zoomzip]

I remember flirting with this sexy li' thing in a tight black leather skirt at a party back in college, and getting too hammered to drive myself home. She drove me, and we fumbled through some foreplay on the couch. I tried and tried, but I was just too drunk to stay "at attention". At this point we were both giggling and exhausted and we fell asleep on the couch. Around 9:30 the next monring, one of my roommates parents stopped by to take him to breakfast, and had to wake us up on the way to answering the door.

We did, however, go upstairs, and I fondly remember having a GLORIOUS Sunday morning.

 

[lovetoread]

lovetoread.....come on tell us ...we won't tell anyone else

Sure ya wont....its the 5 million people that click on this thread that will know. And for sure the person who participated in my moment would most likely read it and that would be bad....

Oh and just so ya'll will know, I dont like beer so offer me something sweet instead...

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[Spanktress]

I must admit that when I am drunk, I much prefer the company of friends, non sexual ones. The only time I tend to get drunk is in their company anyway (Hmmm?!?!) We have a blast, talk all night, play games & if we are out at a club, outrageously flirt!

I do remember one time I'd finally got the guy I'd had a crush on for years (I think now that he finally took notice of me due to my being intoxicated & thought I'd be 'easy'!).We kissed & fondled on the dance floor ...but when it came time for us to leave and he did ask me to go back to his house, I gave him a deep mouth kiss & said "Its been great but my friends & I are going home now" & casually walked off. I hear lots of stories of people not knowing the name of the person they woke up in bed with or sleeping with someone they cant stand when sober. I'm glad I am not like that & that my friends are so much fun!

*~* Spanks *~*

 

[Jellybeangirl]

Tequila

I'm sure everyone must have a story to tell about their "mis"-adventure w/ Tequila...

My experience began in Cancun w/ a bf (who later married me!)- we went to Daddio's one nite during our stay...

I started off w/ a yard of beer...the waitresses walk around w/ bottles of different shots and a whistle around their neck...I was slightly offended when after pouring the first shot down my throat (pure Mexican tequila) when she popped her whistle in her mouth, started blowing on it, gripped my head between both of her hands and rocked it back and forth..then bopped me on the forehead with her hand...needless to say, after the 3rd or 4th shot, i couldn't care less what she did to me. By this time i was feeling very uninhibited, and had moved on to Coronas...I took the lime from my beer, showed my soon to be husband, and then performed a disappearing trick..btw, did i mention that i had wanted to turn on my then bf and had worn a short skirt w/ no panties? After dancing awhile, the alcohol started really kicking in- we had to leave...on the way to the bus stop, i took off my bra...took off my shirt on the elevator...still w/ the lime hiding...passed another couple on the way to my room- received one disgusted look & an appreciative look, at this point I didn't care who saw me- I was on my way to being a mess...to make a long story shorter...we get back to our room, my husband finds the lime (it's only a lime wedge, not the whole lime)...and we make history...

Phew...remembering that wild nite still makes slightly breathless!

 

[~The Printer~]

Wow!

That kinda gives the term, "Getting fucked up" a whole new meaning!

That got my motor running, for sure!

C-ya.

 

[tonnie53]

Remember who you came with...

My best friend and I were sloshed at a Mexican Restaurant while our husbands could only sit back and watch. When we went to the bathroom, we were so drunk, we (she and I) had sex together in a bathroom stall, came out, sat at the wrong booth with 2 strange men and started rubbing on their cocks and talking about how good the other's pussy tasted. Needless to say, we had some admirer's and some very horny husbands. Later that night, both she AND her husband took care of my needs by both going down on me at the same time. (My husband had already left for a business trip to Fla.)....Oh, did I mention, none of us three were drunk when the last part happened.

 

[SallyIsHere]

memories

My sophomore year in college, I got drunk with two guy friends. I ended up masturbating for them. I still remember the looks on their faces. Naughty fun.

sally

 

[Guest]

... I dont like beer so offer me something sweet instead...

Do you like pecan pie?

 

[Guest]

Lovetoread

Lovetoread,

Why the fuck do you even post if you have nothing to say? Do you like to hear yourself talk or what? Either contribute or flake off!!

Are you just trying to raise the numbers under your name? From what I read you are either a mindless boob or a very lonely and sad individual.

You are one horses ass!

 

[wetkitten]

what would you like me to do???

 

[TigerClaw]

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[Jamesm52]

Tiger thanks for replying loves is a special gal and you told that sob much better than I ever could.

 

[weathered2]

Re: Lovetoread

Lovetoread,

Why the fuck do you even post if you have nothing to say? Do you like to hear yourself talk or what? Either contribute or flake off!!

Are you just trying to raise the numbers under your name? From what I read you are either a mindless boob or a very lonely and sad individual.

You are one horses ass!

Sir, or Madame, I demand satisfaction for the way you have treated Miz Lovetoread.

My choice of weapons: erect penises (peni?); duel to the death.

(If you don't have a penis, you should, making a dumb f*cking post like that!)

Oh, and Viagra is not permitted.

(I'm ba-a-a-a-a-a-ck).

 

[MrBates]

Poor John....

Luckily, this wasn't me.....
I got this in an email today....*wink*
Thanks....you KNOW who you are!!!
MrB


John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."
"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."

 

[Guest]

Re: Lovetoread

Lovetoread,

Why the fuck do you even post if you have nothing to say? Do you like to hear yourself talk or what? Either contribute or flake off!!

Are you just trying to raise the numbers under your name? From what I read you are either a mindless boob or a very lonely and sad individual.

You are one horses ass!

This person does have a point. If all she adds is dribble, not even Viagra will help one rise to her occasion! Maybe that is her home problem as well???

Okay folks, continue as you were! Lets git nekked!!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Lovetoread

This person does have a point. If all she adds is dribble, not even Viagra will help one rise to her occasion! Maybe that is her home problem as well???

Okay folks, continue as you were! Lets git nekked!!

I always thought her name was lovetoad. Guess I need glasses! lol

"She" having home troubles? Hmmm, if he/she is as interesting as the writings his/her partner should be happy to get into wild things!

Lets see a pic "MS" Lovestoread. Where are the hackers? Do a hack to see if he is a she!

 

[Guest]

Getting off topic a bit?

While I have since stopped drinking, and during my single days my brother and I had a party which resulted in people sleeping in various places around the house rather than driving home. I went to bed alone. Sometime I awoke during the night because someone was sucking on my cock. (I do hope it was a female)

I came, she left. To this day I have no clue which one of our guests sucked me off.


Lovetoad? good one!

 

[TigerClaw]

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