Hey Lil Ricky

[Siren]

 

[Rick DeVille]

me? Nah.


And its fucking stalemate before you say anything

 

[Siren]

Dont make me pull rank on your ass

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Dont make me pull rank on your ass

........dont make me pull anything on your ass.

Whats wrong with my ass?

 

[Siren]

Well it aint on your av for one

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Well it aint on your av for one

and it aint naked for us girlie girls to view
for another,..........

and ........

well you can figure out some more........

do I gotta do all the fucking work around here?

Av? I hope youre not a fucking seahorse.

What can I say? I'm shy around all the wonderful intellect and sex appeal on lit, I'm just a wallflower

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Well it aint on your av for one

and it aint naked for us girlie girls to view
for another,..........

and ........

and he refuses to let me paint it

(NOT with it like in that other thread *shudder*)

 

[Siren]

It aint a seahorse ya goofball

 

[Rick DeVille]

A siren sits on a ambulance, a seahorse sits in the sea.
Shit, does that make you an ambulance chaser?







Stalemate

 

[Siren]

Hahaha that was a good one

 

[Rick DeVille]

You don't mean that, I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop

 

[Guest]

rick loves dick

 

[Siren]

i do

 

[Rick DeVille]

rick loves dick

Subtle and full of wit, I like it. Let me guess who you are. Nah, fuck we can all get it

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: i do

ya got me good with that one..........

I acknowledge you in that one.........

now, bend over and show me some male ass in appreciation.

then you'll hit me with the other shoe?

 

[Guest]

rick loves dick

 

[Siren]

One thing is for sure

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: One thing is for sure

I will bang your head with the other shoe if you dont bend over and show me some male ass.

Its no different from any other ass, except I got I Love Lucy tattooed on the left cheek. It was a bet.