Hey Laurel!

April

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Have you got my e-mails to you? I've sent you two. Just checking that you have seen them. It has to do with the hotel stuff for the wedding.
 
And while you're reading, Laurel hon, I was going to ask you a question as well. Since April conveniently started this thread, I'll just tack it on here, even though it is completely unrelated. I just noticed the other day that no one has posted on the Site Announcements board since, well, since dinosaurs roamed the earth. What's the deal with that? :D
 
And what's with baking soda toothpaste? Does this stuff really work, cause my mouth is starting to feel like the back of the refrigerator.
 
LOL...Dixon, you are an asshole, and I mean that in the nicest way possible. :D

Yeah, Laurel, and while you're at it, I forgot one too. What's the meaning of life, and why are there things in Tupperware molding in Dixon's mouth?
 
You know what's weird - and I didn't think about it until Dixon brought it up - is that I use baking soda toothpaste AND baking soda cat litter. Does this shit DO anything, or are companies just adding it to all of their products to make me feel better?

I didn't think anyone read the Announcements! Now that I know Patryn does, I'll have to think of something to announce...

And yes, April, I did receive the emails. I'm behind in the email department (what a surprise, huh...lol)
 
Hey Laurel, I know you just posted, but I hpe you'll continue to read this thread (which may rival letters to Santa during Christmas-tide soon):

How goes the technical difficulties of removing my ICQ# from my profile?
 
Is it true that you can brush your teeth with baking soda cat litter? Or is that just a rumor?
 
Dunno. Hey Gaucho, why don't you try it out and report back?

Smile big! :D
 
Endlessly said:
Dunno. Hey Gaucho, why don't you try it out and report back?

Smile big! :D

Actually, I was thinking of trying it out on Deborah's teeth...after my cats had used it.

Oooooh. I'm a bad boy. Bad boy. I'm agoing to Hell for sure now.... :D
 
Gaucho........

:p
 
Re: Gaucho........

Siren said:
You are not going to Hell, but when Deborah gets through with you, you will think you are in Hell..hehehe.

Yeah, I know. She uses a Dixon-sized dildo. Ouch! I can only imagine what she uses on Flagg....

Hey, Siren. FUCK! And I'll still be your caddie, if you want... :)
 
Hey Gaucho my lover man.......

:p
 
Re: Hey Gaucho my lover man.......

Siren said:
It's not just the Dixon Dildo that is big, it is the big brass balls attached to it....hehehe

And FUCK you Gaucho, or is that FUCK me Gaucho....yes that is it....Fuck me

SIREN
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~~~AH FUCK, LET'S FUCK, GAUCHO......FUCK FUCK FUCK ~~~

Anytime, anyplace, honey.

Hey! I just noticed. You're closing in on the big 1000! Go, Siren, go!
 
Anytime, anyplace?

:p
 
Re: Anytime, anyplace?

Siren said:
How about now and how about here.

Got a name for my 1,000? Come on Gaucho, surely YOU have a name for me huh??


SIREN
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~~~HOW ABOUT ...FUCK FUCK FUCK...HAHAHA JUST JOKING.~~~

How about...Come Together? :)
 
How goes the technical difficulties of removing my ICQ# from my profile?

Durn it! I did that already...but it's still there! I think it's gone now - check on your end and lemme know.

Is it true that you can brush your teeth with baking soda cat litter? Or is that just a rumor?

PRECISELY MY POINT! Think of the money saved...

Laurel,
How come Baking soda open boxes are put in the refridgerator?
Does this stuff absorb anything other than odors?


Small pets, tupperware, and produce.

Hey Laurel.....
The cake was tasty. Can Manu make me another one or do I have to leave and return again?


You have to leave and return again. One cake per tragedy, that's the law.
 
AH SHIT LAUREL.........

:p
 
As a point of interest, baking soda does absorb odors. I did learn that the LA Coroner's office uses it by the barrel, several of them, in the various refrigerated rooms.

I also learned that it has limited results.
 
It's also good for your teeth if you use it as a paste - it works as an abrasive. However, it has no effect on periodontal disease. Also I'm not sure the amounts they put in toothpaste make a difference. It's like when they put hydrogen peroxide in toothpaste to "whiten teeth". Hydrogen peroxide IS used in tooth-bleaching, but that doesn't mean that the small amounts in your tube of Crest are going to have near the effect of an actual bleaching. (BTW, I learned right here on the Literotica "How To" Form that rinsing twice daily after brushing with a peroxide/water mix helps keep your gums healthy. See? Better Living Through Porn!)

It's like when they put Vitamin E in lotions, when everything I've read has said that Vitamin E cannot be absorbed effectively through the skin. The lies, the lies! Augh, don't get me started...
 
Laurel ,

on the question of vitiamin e and spreading it on skin can a woman absorb it vaginally if the man has lubed himself with it or is that just plan dangerous?
 
bobtoad777 said:

on the question of vitiamin e and spreading it on skin can a woman absorb it vaginally if the man has lubed himself with it or is that just plan dangerous?

I have no idea, but I have no idea why anyone would want to, either.
 
the reason why i asked was i was told or read on one othese many 100's of threads. that vitamin E was a better lubercant than ky was for masterbation, what i was wondering if like a woman came in on me while i was masterbating{its happened though i wasnt lube at that time} and decided she wanted some of the bobtoad phenomenon i just wanted to know wheter i needed to wash up first because the vitamin E could be harmful to her vagina or whether i can spring right into action and enjoy worry free?
 
Let me say this is a weird question - not that that matters. First, there is no way to put 'Vitamin E' on your penis, it breaks down quickly when exposed to heat, light or air. So, what are you lubing with? Vitamin E hand lotion? Hand lotion is bad for the vagina. Vitamin E pills ground up? Well, that's not a great lubricant but it wouldn't hurt her.
The only way VE can be used by the body is if it's absorbed through the intestine - Vit. E can enter through the membranes of her vagina but only if the substance it's in can be absorbed.
So, tell me what this Vitamin E you're masturbating with is in and I'll tell you if you should clean or not. In most cases, however, you should avoid putting liquid or solution into the vagina that isn't made to be put there..

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Words are meaningless, especially sentences.
 
i am not using anything yet but i had read about it and thought about using it but after your warnings against i think ill just jerk dry
 
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