Hey Laurel, can't you give all the foreigners their own board?

Problem Child · Feb 25, 2002

That way all us arrogant Americans wouldn't have to listen to them whine about how we're destroying the environment and supporting Israel, and ruining Asia with too many McDonalds, and how they're so fucking great at Ice hockey, and how bitchin' the euro is, and how we take too much credit for winning WWII, and how our cars are too big, and how we promote dictatorships in third world countries, and how our elections are a farce, and how we don't do enough to stop the world's AIDS crisis, yada, yada, yada.

It's all so tedious, and we're not really listening anyway cause we still have lots of nuclear weapons and really big aircraft carriers. I think a little isolationism would be a good thing right now, don't you?

Guest · Feb 25, 2002

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, trashmouth.

Problem Child · Feb 25, 2002

Pennywise said:
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, trashmouth.

I like your spunk, kid.

kiwiwolf · Feb 25, 2002

Problem Child said:
I like your spunk, kid.

Nice AV PC... did it hurt taking that stap on...?

5-2 in the hockey...

Debbie · Feb 25, 2002

Problem Child said:
That way all us arrogant Americans wouldn't have to listen to them whine about how we're destroying the environment and supporting Israel, and ruining Asia with too many McDonalds, and how they're so fucking great at Ice hockey, and how bitchin' the euro is, and how we take too much credit for winning WWII, and how our cars are too big, and how we promote dictatorships in third world countries, and how our elections are a farce, and how we don't do enough to stop the world's AIDS crisis, yada, yada, yada.

It's all so tedious, and we're not really listening anyway cause we still have lots of nuclear weapons and really big aircraft carriers. I think a little isolationism would be a good thing right now, don't you?

I ain't scired o you!

Isolate me foreign ass all you like,
I'll still respect you in the morning.

Problem Child · Feb 25, 2002

kiwiwolf said:
Nice AV PC... did it hurt taking that stap on...? 5-2 in the hockey...

I'm not really a hockey fan, and the Canadians have to be good at something, so it's cool with me.

And the strap-on thing is a secret fantasy of mine, but I'll start with a much smaller one, thank you.

kiwiwolf · Feb 25, 2002

Problem Child said:
I'm not really a hockey fan, and the Canadians have to be good at something, so it's cool with me.

And the strap-on thing is a secret fantasy of mine, but I'll start with a much smaller one, thank you.

LMAO... you're in fine form tonight man. Cheers

AusTess · Feb 25, 2002

Hockey is for girls.

REAL men do it Aussie Rules style.

Debbie · Feb 25, 2002

Re: Re: Hey Laurel, can't you give all the foreigners their own board?

debbiexxx said:
I ain't scired o you!
Isolate me foreign ass all you like,
I'll still respect you in the morning.

I am just a figment of PC's imagination.

riff · Feb 25, 2002

Problem Child · Feb 25, 2002

Yeah, I've imagined you a few different ways miss xxx.

KillerMuffin · Feb 25, 2002

Problem Child said:
I like your spunk, kid.

Oh my gawd. I MISSED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*wails*

Problem Child · Feb 25, 2002

KillerMuffin said:
Oh my gawd. I MISSED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*wails*

What? Tell me and I'll do it again.

KillerMuffin · Feb 25, 2002

YAY! Go get some more spunk. Did you deep throat? I'd love to see that.

Debbie · Feb 25, 2002

Problem Child said:
Yeah, I've imagined you a few different ways miss xxx.

*gasp* PC spoke to me. Ohhhhhh ohhhhh ohhhhhh yesssssss. That was good. I am fulfilled.

Hang on? He has imagined me different ways?

I, um, left the stove on. I'll be back.

*running hell bent out of the thread. Just call me flash*

christophe · Feb 25, 2002

Hey KM I like de bull!

Problem Child · Feb 25, 2002

KillerMuffin said:
YAY! Go get some more spunk. Did you deep throat? I'd love to see that.

nope..no outside spunk for me. We've been through all this before and it's still a hopeless cause.

KillerMuffin · Feb 25, 2002

Then why were you enjoying whomever's spunk a few posts back, I really like to know. You're a hopeless tease.

Andreina · Feb 25, 2002

awww... c'mon Problem Child. You love us, really. You know it. You want us - badly.

Halo

P.S.: I hope the strap-on you are hopefully going to fulfill your fantasy with is going to be made with bio-degradable materials.

Lost Cause · Feb 25, 2002

America is Best, Fuck The Rest!!
Fuck the World!
I'm for a United States of Earth!

Problem Child · Feb 25, 2002

LittleDevilWithAHalo said:
awww... c'mon Problem Child. You love us, really. You know it. You want us - badly.

Halo

P.S.: I hope the strap-on you are hopefully going to fulfill your fantasy with is going to be made with bio-degradable materials.

I don't love or need anyone, and the dildo will be made of super-dense compressed nuclear waste. See how cynical I am?

Andreina · Feb 25, 2002

Problem Child said:
See how cynical I am?

You are not cynical. You are in denial.

Get in touch with your inner cuddle buddy.

Halo

Andreina · Feb 25, 2002

second thought... if you use super-dense compressed nuclear material for your strap-on, will it make your asshole glow in the dark?

Halo

christophe · Feb 25, 2002

Super dense nuclear waste

Does that mean the dildo glows in the dark

Draco · Feb 25, 2002

Re: Super dense nuclear waste

christophe said:
Does that mean the dildo glows in the dark

Well, turn the thread lights off, if PC glows, the answer is yes..

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