Hey ladies...

[Liar]

Would you dare use this?

Yes, it is exactly what it, ahem, looks like. Sold at a Swedish second hand site. Runs on a 48 volt engine apparently.

http://img35.exs.cx/img35/449/whatthehell7gs.jpg

 

[LadyJeanne]

*sigh*

romance is truly dead.

 

[Blackie Malone]

I'd hire a professional plumber.

 

[NoJo]

*sigh*

romance is truly dead.

Fuck, I just bought a 50% share in a florist's.

 

[logophile]

Well, I appreciate the offer but I think I'm going to have to take a pass. Maybe next time.

 

[brightlyiburn]

I'd say I'll try anything once, but that thing looks like it hasn't been cleaned in a couple decades.

Of course, I won't try anything once cause I refuse to bungie jump or sky dive. But almost anything.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Nah, if I'm gonna go with that much power I want a bucket seat, plenty of horsepower, a five point harness & a slam-shifter. (A helmet probably wouldn't hurt.)



I think rust is bad for you, but I could be wrong...

 

[cheerful_deviant]

That's actually a concrete vibrator. They are used in the placing of concrete to cause the wet concrete so settle out and make any air bubbles rise to the surface. I have several of them on my site.

I suppose they could be used in a more... um... intimate way, but the user might want to wear a mouthguard so she doesn't chip her teeth. THey have a little more kick than a recreational vibrator.

But I wouldn't recomend a used one. Completly asside from the hygenic issues, concrete burns are painful enough on the hands, never mind down there!

Heres what the whole thing looks like...

http://www.southern-tool.com/store/media/img3sm.gif

 

[SeaCat]

I'd say I'll try anything once, but that thing looks like it hasn't been cleaned in a couple decades.

Of course, I won't try anything once cause I refuse to bungie jump or sky dive. But almost anything.

Ahhhhhh come on. Skydiving is a blast. (Once you get past taking that first step that is.) (On my first jump I think I left hand prints on the wing strut where I was holding on.)

Cat

 

[yui]

Would you dare use this?

In a word...good gawd, are you crazy???

That's actually a concrete vibrator. They are used in the placing of concrete to cause the wet concrete so settle out and make any air bubbles rise to the surface. I have several of them on my site.

I suppose they could be used in a more... um... intimate way, but the user might want to wear a mouthguard so she doesn't chip her teeth. THey have a little more kick than a recreational vibrator.

But I wouldn't recomend a used one. Completly asside from the hygenic issues, concrete burns are painful enough on the hands, never mind down there!

Heres what the whole thing looks like...

CD, you're hot when you go all foreman.

Can't you see some newbie construction worker getting cute and vibrating his testicles; then they have to be surgically excised from his body cavity? Ouch!

 

[English Lady]

I think my face looked just like this when i saw your first post liar (just pinker and with more hair)

cheerful deviant...and your post created some disturbing images in my mind that ended up making me giggle *L*

 

[cheerful_deviant]

CD, you're hot when you go all foreman.

Can't you see some newbie construction worker getting cute and vibrating his testicles; then they have to be surgically excised from his body cavity? Ouch!

Yui called me Hot.


I'm sure it has been done. In fact I know it has. But no surgical removal, just a funny walk for a few days.

 

[brightlyiburn]

Ahhhhhh come on. Skydiving is a blast. (Once you get past taking that first step that is.) (On my first jump I think I left hand prints on the wing strut where I was holding on.)

Cat

Anything that has the possiblity of me ending splat on the ground is a no.

 

[Liar]

That's actually a concrete vibrator. They are used in the placing of concrete to cause the wet concrete so settle out and make any air bubbles rise to the surface. I have several of them on my site.

Yep, I know. But the thing was sold under the hygiene and household category, and called an appropriate name for the...other use. i think it might have been modified. But I'll ne damned if I understand why someone whouldn't just order a proper one instead.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Yep, I know. But the thing was sold under the hygiene and household category, and called an appropriate name for the...other use. i think it might have been modified. But I'll ne damned if I understand why someone whouldn't just order a proper one instead.

Gotta wonder how the previous owner actually used it.