hey, i've got cookies.........

[unclej]

i feel much, much better after vixenshe's attention so i'm gonna share...i've got a sweetie in houston that comes up and sees me two or three times a year....she was here 'bout a week and a half ago and i'm not one to brag or to kiss and tell but i just go a big honkin' box of homemade oatmeal chocolate chip cookies in the mail from her that are should be illegal...ten sandwich bags stuffed full of the little rascals and i'll share...

who wants...and do i get anything in return.....

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I'd like one..

and of course you'll get something in return.. you'll at least get a kiss... a deep, soft kiss... that will melt you in your shoes...

 

[unclej]

i have absolutely no doubt about that...here, have two....oh my, yes indeed...shoes are definitely gettin' warm....go ahead, have another...

 

[LukkyKnight]

What's the big deal, lots of people have cooties.

 

[unclej]

it's cookies, cookies....(how'd ya know about the cooties...you been readin' my mail again)

 

[LukkyKnight]

sorry, sorry, I had perky's big tits in my mouth and had trouble seeing...

 

[perks]

hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

 

[unclej]

totally understandable...reckon perky wants a cookie, huh, huh....

 

[shynsexy]

i'd like a cookie unclej.....trade you for a taco *hint hint*

 

[unclej]

there's my girl...i knew you'd want a cookie...is that a hard or soft taco....

 

[Ms_Lilith]

*hugs shynsexy*

I'd like another cookie, unclej.. My hands are covered in oil, and I'm willing to give a great massage (trained masseuse here)

 

[unclej]

damn vixen, you don't know how good that really sounds but come here a second....no, a little closer...there's some crumbs in the corner of you mouth...let me just lick that off...ok, that's better....now, about that massage...can shy play too....

 

[Ms_Lilith]

of COURSE shy can play if she likes..

 

[unclej]

knock, knock, knock...good evening mrs. sexy...can shy come out and play.......

 

[LukkyKnight]

I see the whole cookies thing gets a MUCH warmer reception than cooties do.

 

[c.fey]

can I have a cootie...I mean, cookie, too?

 

[WaxNWane]

Homemade cookies...I heartily endorse this event or product.

The break & bake ones aren't bad either. Not technically homemade, but when they're soft and falling apart and you've got cold milk...that'll hook a brotha up (said the terminally white man...yo).

 

[unclej]

well, i'm guessing these were made from scratch and i've already eaten way too many of them...oh, well, i'll start that diest tomorrow....may wednsday....

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I could go for another cookie!


after-sex hunger-pangs

 

[unclej]

wait a minute...i leave you alone for a few minutes (couple of hours) and you go and have sex....without me....all i did was eat dinner and balance my checkbook and pay bills....you always get to have more fun....

ok, here's your cookie.....

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Thank you for the cookie..

it was great sex, too.. with toys, lots of licking, etc...

funfunfun