Hey, I've got a theory.......

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm Laurel.

 

[Dillinger]

No... I'm Laurel.

 

[Bob Peale]

Uh uh...I'm pretty sure I'm Laurel

 

[Ambrosious]

I'm Laurel.

 

[LordMagicMan]

nope i'm not laurel

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

I the Gnufi am beings the Laurel! YAHS!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Look Dill.......

I've got Manu right here next to me.

ManuR - say hi, "Hi!"

See Dill?

 

[Bob Peale]

Re: Look Dill.......

I've got Manu right here next to me.

ManuR - say hi, "Hi!"

See Dill?

That doesn't prove anything...you could have taped him earlier!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Listen up......

Who has the long dishwater blonde hair? Who had the oh so nice - not to small and very perky breasts? Who has the casual attire of a neo-northern-California bark chewing porn web-mistress?

Me - Laurel.

 

[Ambrosious]

I'm ManuR

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Man'R is incapable or being taped....

Something about is own magnetic field.

Only Laurel would know that.

 

[Dillinger]

OK. I admit it. I'm Sparky. I knew I couldn't keep fooling you all.

Oh wait... if I'm Sparky and Sparky is Laurel then I must be Laurel too?

Right Manu?

"Yes Laurel, that is right"

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Don't listen to Dill......

I am Laurel - and I'm taking a shower right now. I'm lathering myself. And it feels so good. Such a "hot" shower too.

Only Laurel can masturbate in the shower and announce it on the board.

Only Laurel. Me. Sparky Laurel or Laurel Spark or Sparkel or Lark or - you see - I am a dual personality.

Now pass the soap and bend over.

 

[Ambrosious]

Since I'm Laurel's stalker, does that mean I now have to stalk you too?

This should be loads of fun...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Okay, but I was looking for a guy named "Spartacus". Anybody named "Spartacus" here? "Spartacus"?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Dillinger]

I AM LAURELACUS!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Your call Ambro......

I am Laurel after all.

I could maybe be Spark-o-tookus - but not Spartacus.

And speaking of nice tookus's - Laurel's (mine) is fine.

Except for all the peachfuzz like blonde hair.