Hey! I need sex more than you do!

[celiaKitten]

Here's a thread for those of us who need to get laid.

Tell us: why do you need to have sex more than the rest of us?

Winner to recieve a special prize from cK and/or SummerRose

 

[LukkyKnight]

'cause I got Godiva liqueur and Champagne that will go to waste

and I don't want to burn forever in hell for letting that happen on a Friday night.

 

[plasticman33]

'cause once in the last three months just ain't cuttin' it!

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

Because life is to short to wait for the right "moment" to try somethng new. "eat dessert first for life is uncertain".

Holden

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Cause I've never had it.

LOL if anyone can think of a better reason...... hahahaha.

 

[celiaKitten]

Cause I've never had it.

LOL if anyone can think of a better reason...... hahahaha.

But fly - if you haven't had it - you don't know what you're missing. Trust me, it is MUCH worse when you know what you're missing!!!

 

[gridiron]

Cause I've never had it.

LOL if anyone can think of a better reason...... hahahaha.

Makes two of us.. I, too, have never had the pleasure and privilige of sharing myself with a woman.. My girl friend and I are constantly talking about it, but we both want to wait until everything's taken care of.. I tell you, though.. I fantasize about what the first time will be like with her.. We've engaged in foreplay many-a-time, and each time, we both have the urge to go further, but keep ourselves in check for our own good.. It will happen soon, though..

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

'cause once in the last three months just ain't cuttin' it!

Hah! Pathetic excuse - try not having had sex in over a decade!

Kitten, beside the fact that I have gone longer without it than most people here (which is pathetic in its own right), I need sex more than anyone else because I am never going to be able to tear myself away from this computer and Lit'land if I don't get some soon, and then I will die a starved (sex & food) pitiful old recluse.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

But fly - if you haven't had it - you don't know what you're missing. Trust me, it is MUCH worse when you know what you're missing!!!

Ah you got a bit of a point there okay.....

I"ll think of a better reason....

 

[JazzManJim]

Why I deserve the reward.

I can't claim to being the most sex-deprived. I can't claim to be the best at it. I can't claim to have the most style, the most enthusiasm, the most stamina, nor the most of anything else.

I can't even claim to have tasty goodies just awaiting some company.

What I can claim is that I should have sex tonight because I just deserve it. I enjoy it thoroughly and it's high time I had some amazing rendezvous in which to absolutely revel. I enjoy everything about it, from the act itself to all the little intimacies that surround it - the conversations, the touching, the kissing, the cuddling, the laughter, and the joy.

Besides, I'm a great kisser.

 

[Summery]

Re: Why I deserve the reward.

I can't claim to being the most sex-deprived. I can't claim to be the best at it. I can't claim to have the most style, the most enthusiasm, the most stamina, nor the most of anything else.

I can't even claim to have tasty goodies just awaiting some company.

What I can claim is that I should have sex tonight because I just deserve it. I enjoy it thoroughly and it's high time I had some amazing rendezvous in which to absolutely revel. I enjoy everything about it, from the act itself to all the little intimacies that surround it - the conversations, the touching, the kissing, the cuddling, the laughter, and the joy.

Besides, I'm a great kisser.

Hmmm....a great kisser and you have a warm soft blanket, you get my vote! Too bad this is CK's choice. I'll put in a good word for you though!

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Why I deserve the reward.

Hmmm....a great kisser and you have a warm soft blanket, you get my vote! Too bad this is CK's choice. I'll put in a good word for you though!

Thanks! Maybe it'll be enough to pull through. The competition's rather <ahem> stiff, though.

 

[celiaKitten]

Re: Re: Why I deserve the reward.

Hmmm....a great kisser and you have a warm soft blanket, you get my vote! Too bad this is CK's choice. I'll put in a good word for you though!

Hey - I'll need a panel of judges here

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: Why I deserve the reward.

Hey - I'll need a panel of judges here

I nominate Summer Rose!

 

[Summery]

Re: Re: Re: Why I deserve the reward.

Hey - I'll need a panel of judges here

You can count me in!

 

[celiaKitten]

Top post edited to refect your new status SummerRose!

 

[Summery]

Top post edited to refect your new status SummerRose!

Lmao! Thanks CK. But maybe you should tell me now, what exactly are we offering as a prize?

 

[celiaKitten]

Lmao! Thanks CK. But maybe you should tell me now, what exactly are we offering as a prize?

Personal choice - whatever you'd like to give ..

 

[Summery]

Personal choice - whatever you'd like to give ..

OK, I can work with that. I'll be back later today to see who else has replied.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Cause I've never had it.

LOL if anyone can think of a better reason...... hahahaha.

I must say Fly has a point there.
I think he should take it.

Throw the guy a bone ... he has got my vote.


Goooooooooooooooooo Fly !!!!!

 

[JazzManJim]

Throw him a bone?

I must say Fly has a point there.
I think he should take it.

Throw the guy a bone ... he has got my vote.


Goooooooooooooooooo Fly !!!!!

As accomplished a flirt as he is, and given the sexy presences of the women here, he's probably doing okay on the whole bone issue. ;D

Or are you just gonna give me a prize of my very own?

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Throw him a bone?

As accomplished a flirt as he is, and given the sexy presences of the women here, he's probably doing okay on the whole bone issue. ;D

Or are you just gonna give me a prize of my very own?

The same can be said about you Jazz.

You are also an accomplished flirt and also have this sexiness about you that I am sure draws the women of Lit. to you.

Am I correct ?


What sort of prize would you like from me ? ?

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Throw him a bone?

As accomplished a flirt as he is, and given the sexy presences of the women here, he's probably doing okay on the whole bone issue. ;D

Or are you just gonna give me a prize of my very own?

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Throw him a bone?

The same can be said about you Jazz.

You are also an accomplished flirt and also have this sexiness about you that I am sure draws the women of Lit. to you.

Am I correct ?


What sort of prize would you like from me ? ?

I never said that it couldn't be said about me. I am, of course, an unrepentant and unabashed flirt. I've worked on my flirting style for years. I'm kind of proud of it! I can't say that it draws scads of women to me, but I'd hope that it was my scintillating personality that would keep them around.

Well, I'll let you decide my reward, if I should win one from you.

 

[seXieleXie]

Tell us: why do you need to have sex more than the rest of us?

because i'm being tortured by the worst kind of tease: an ambivelent straight girl.

she can sit on my lap, take off her top and get a massage from me, lay in bed curl up with me, talk about sex for hours with me... but she wants to be "just friends"
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh
if she doesn't stop i think i may cry, in the meantime i have a lot of sexual tension that needs to be released or i'll burst.
oh yeah, and today was the last day of classes so i should be rewarded for surviving my first semester of college.
oh oh and also because i need my mind cleared so i can concentrait on finals
so do i win? pretty please?