Hey, Fata Morgana!

[TwinkleStars]

I didn't know you were visiting Portland, Oregon!!!!

http://fox43.com/2016/09/21/driver-wrecks-car-when-spider-drops-from-rearview-mirror/

 

[TwinkleStars]

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Clicks

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm not even reading that. Let's just say there's been an 'incident' here this evening.

 

[Emerson40]

Poor Boris.

He never really stood a chance.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Poor Boris.

He never really stood a chance.

dope avatar

 

[TwinkleStars]

I'm not even reading that. Let's just say there's been an 'incident' here this evening.

Damn. Hope all is well now.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Damn. Hope all is well now.

Not sure. Can't find the body and the house stinks of fly killer. I have a headache and the cats are blinking like Benny Hill.

 

[Emerson40]

Fly killer?


At least you stopped running around with the lighter and aerosol hairspray.

 

[snugglestruggle]

I'm not even reading that. Let's just say there's been an 'incident' here this evening.

"Incident"? Did you make it with Phil the cunt?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fly killer?


At least you stopped running around with the lighter and aerosol hairspray.

I drenched the fuck and it was still walking. Why? WHY?

 

[Fata Morgana]

"Incident"? Did you make it with Phil the cunt?

He finished early today and I pinned a D.N.R. sign on his desk. Probably be in for it on Monday.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Not sure. Can't find the body and the house stinks of fly killer. I have a headache and the cats are blinking like Benny Hill.

Aw, poor kitties.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Fly killer?


At least you stopped running around with the lighter and aerosol hairspray.

Actually, if you read the other story in that article, a man tried to kill a spider with a lighter and spray paint. His house did NOT fair well.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

D(.)(.)

Spiders are no fun.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Spiders are no fun.

Preach it, Dolly.

 

[Emerson40]

I drenched the fuck and it was still walking. Why? WHY?

Are you still speaking of the unfortunate Boris, or your new fingerbang friend hashy?


http://67.media.tumblr.com/f2ad76f7d931d9864e16e1c3f7a81f06/tumblr_odeha71e2A1ujl0qgo1_250.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

Are you still speaking of the unfortunate Boris, or your new fingerbang friend hashy?


http://67.media.tumblr.com/f2ad76f7d931d9864e16e1c3f7a81f06/tumblr_odeha71e2A1ujl0qgo1_250.gif

Where has my love gone?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Spiders are no fun.

i hate spiders

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

D(.)(.)

i hate spiders

Originally Posted by LIVINRFANTASIES View Post
Spiders are no fun.

A Brown Recluse spider nearly cost me my life and did cost our life's savings. The only good spider is dead one!

 

[TwinkleStars]

I only did this thread because it made me think of the lovely Fata. I read it and thought, 'That's Fata!'

I love ya so, no spider pics. I'll leave that to doctor_anus.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I only did this thread because it made me think of the lovely Fata. I read it and thought, 'That's Fata!'

I love ya so, no spider pics. I'll leave that to doctor_anus.

For god sake don't. He'll be in here with a raging hard-on flicking through his spider gifs any minute.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

D(.)(.)

I only did this thread because it made me think of the lovely Fata. I read it and thought, 'That's Fata!'

I love ya so, no spider pics. I'll leave that to doctor_anus.

It made me think of the two years or more with bandaged boobies and surgery.
All the more reason I show what I want when I want now.

 

[TwinkleStars]

For god sake don't. He'll be in here with a raging hard-on flicking through his spider gifs any minute.

Oops. Here's some fluffy cuteness.......

http://www.doctornerdlove.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/calico.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

Fuck, yeah.

https://media.tenor.co/images/259b7ea44dc7efea54266b2e7466660e/raw