Hey Dixon, more dirt please.

[Purple Haze]

What was it like humping Marcia Brady?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

After rolling her white, knee-high socks down her smooth legs and tying her to the headboard of Jan's bed, I lifted her pleated skirt, slipped aside her silky undies, and fucked her until she called me Davey Jones.

It was far out.

 

[bluntforcemama]

good god... I want that!

 

[Purple Haze]

Groovy! I hope you didn't mess her hair.

Was it better than ass-fucking Marion Cunningham?

Did Alice insist on watching again?

 

[Mensa]

Sickos

You people are truly warped, sick puppies.

It's always Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.

What about the other two? Don't they get any action?

 

[cymbidia]

Re: Sickos

You people are truly warped, sick puppies.

It's always Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.

What about the other two? Don't they get any action?

~tra la lala la... here we go into pedophile land so early in the morning... tra la lala la~

 

[Mensa]

Re: Re: Sickos

~tra la lala la... here we go into pedophile land so early in the morning... tra la lala la~

Don't blame me, I didn't start it, I merely followed.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Marcia is over 18 in my scenario. It was during that "Very Brady Christmas" TV movie. Hear that FBI? Got that?

 

[miles]

Marion Cunnigham likes it in the ass?

I'll be damned. Looked more like a fist bitch to me.