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Rex1960 said:
I do! It reminds me of a poem.
THE DRAGON WHO PLAYED SOCCER
Last Saturday morning
was a terrible bore.
The cartoons were all reruns
and I'd done all my chores.
I went over to billy's
but he wasn't home,
and no one at tony's
would answer the phone
We'd usually be swimming
or riding our bikes.
On Saturday mornings
we do what we like.
So I grabbed my Soccer ball
and went on outside.
I thought I'd kick it,
against the wall a few times.
I kicked it hard
once just for fun.
Then something behind me
blocked out the sun.
I turned around
and what did I see?
Well I wasn't quite sure
but it was smiling at me.
It scared me more than a little
I'd say.
So I threw the ball at it
and ran away.
I was quite suprised
when he trapped it like that
He juggled it 10 times
and then passed it right back.
He was as tall as the house,
and as wide as the wall.
But man did he know
how to handle a ball
Now he was still smiling,
which was quite a relief
Considering his height, and his width
and his breath and his teeth.
And just at that moment
he did something weird.
He spoke and he said
hey boy, kick it right here.
Well I did what anyone in my shoes
would have done.
I kicked it again
and started to run.
He said please dont do that.
I just want to play.
I love to play soccer,
please, please won't you stay.
Well I did and I'm glad,
that I decided to stay.
We played soccer
for most of the rest of the day
We practiced or headers
our passes and kicks,
our throw-ins and dribbling
our juggling and chips.
When it was getting quite dark,
he spoke again.
This time I listened,
with the ears of a friend.
He said it was time
for him to depart.
and thanked me from the bottom
of his Dragon heart.
He said it's getting harder
to find someone who'll play,
and that he hoped that a league
would draft him someday.
He waved his short arms
and then he flew.
and again I found myself
with nothing to do.
(C) 1997, Richard C. Johns
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Rex1960 said:
Why did a brilliant player like Rivaldo have to act like a big girls blouse and start all that ridiculous play acting after someone tapped a ball at him.
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THE SUM OF ALL FEARS / ***1/2
(PG-13)
May 31, 2002
Jack Ryan: Ben Affleck
Bill Cabot: Morgan Freeman
President Fowler: James Cromwell
John Clark: Liev Schreiber
Richard Dressler: Alan Bates
Defense Sec. Becker: Philip Baker Hall
Paramount Pictures presents a film directed by Phil Alden Robinson. Written by
Paul Attanasio and Daniel Pyne. Based on the novel by Tom Clancy. Running
time: 119 minutes. Rated PG-13 (for violence, disaster images and brief strong
language). Opening today at local theaters.
BY ROGER EBERT
Oh, for the innocent days when a movie like "The Sum of All Fears" could be
enjoyed as a "thriller." In these dark times, it is not a thriller but a confirmer,
confirming our fears that the world is headed for disaster. The film is about the
detonation of a nuclear device in an American city. No less an authority than
Warren Buffet recently gave a speech in which he flatly stated that such an
event was "inevitable." Movies like "Black Sunday" could exorcise our fears, but
this one works instead to give them form.
To be sure, Tom Clancy's horrifying vision has been footnoted with the
obligatory Hollywood happy ending, in which world war is averted and an attractive young couple pledge love while sitting on a blanket in the sunshine on the White House lawn. We can walk out smiling, unless we remember that much of Baltimore is radioactive rubble. Human nature is a wonderful thing. The reason the ending is happy is because we in the audience assume we'll be the two on the blanket, not the countless who've been vaporized.
The movie is based on another of Clancy's fearfully factual stories about Jack
Ryan, the CIA agent, this time a good deal younger than Harrison Ford's Ryan in "A Clear and Present Danger" and played by Ben Affleck. It follows the ancient convention in which the hero goes everywhere important and personally performs most of the crucial actions, but it feels less contrived because Clancy has expertise about warfare and national security issues; the plot is a device to get us from one packet of information to another.
The story: In 1973, an Israeli airplane carrying a nuclear bomb crashes in Syria. Many years later, the unexploded bomb is dug up, goes on the black market, and is sold to a right-wing fanatic who has a theory: "Hitler was stupid. He fought America and Russia, instead of letting them fight one another." The fanatic's plan is to start a nuclear exchange between the superpowers, after which Aryan fascists would pick up the pieces.
The use of the neo-Nazis is politically correct: Best to invent villains who won't offend any audiences. This movie can play in Syria, Saudi Arabia and Iraq without getting walkouts. It's more likely that if a bomb ever does go off in a bigcity, the perpetrators will be True Believers whose certainty about the next world gives them, they think, the right to kill us in this one.
In the film, Ryan becomes a sort of unofficial protege of Bill Cabot (Morgan Freeman), a high-level CIA official and good guy who maintains a "back channel" into the Kremlin to avoid just such misunderstandings as occur. Ryan and Cabot fly to Moscow when a new president assumes power, and the new Soviet leader (Ciaran Hinds) is shown as a reasonable man who must take unreasonable actions (like invading Chechnya) to placate the militarists in his government.
America is being run by President Fowler (tall, Lincolnesque James Cromwell), who is surrounded by advisors cast with some of the most convincing character actors in the movies: Philip Baker Hall, Alan Bates, Bruce McGill, etc. Crucial scenes take place aboard Air Force One after Baltimore has been bombed, and we see the president and his cabinet not in cool analytical discussions but all shouting at once. Somehow I am reassured by the notion that our leaders might be really upset at such a time; anyone who can be dispassionate about nuclear war is probably able to countenance one.
There are some frightening special effects in the movie, which I will not describe, because their unexpected appearance has such an effect. There are also several parallel story lines, including one involving a particularly skilled dirty tricks specialist named John Clark (Liev Schreiber) who I am glad to have on our side. There are also the usual frustrations in which the man with the truth can't get through because of bureaucracy.
Against these strengths are some weaknesses. I think Jack Ryan'sone-man actions in post-bomb Baltimore are unlikely and way too well-timed. I doubt he would find evildoers still hanging around the scene of their crime. I am not sure all of the threads--identifying the plutonium, finding the shipping manifest and invoice, tracking down the guy who dug up the bomb--could take place with such gratifying precision. And I smile wearily at the necessity of supplying Jack with a girlfriend (Bridget Moynahan), who exists only so that she can (1) be impatient when he is called away from dates on official business; (2) disbelieve his alibis; (3) be heroic; (4) be worried about him; (5) be smudged with blood and dirt, and (6) populate the happy ending. We are so aware of the character's function that we can hardly believe her as a person.
These details are not fatal to the film. Director Phil Alden Robinson and his writers, Paul Attanasio and Daniel Pyne, do a spellbinding job of cranking up the tension, they create a portrait of convincing realism, and then they add the other stuff because, well, if anybody ever makes a movie like this without the obligatory Hollywood softeners, audiences might flee the theater in despair. My own fear is that in the post-apocalyptic future, "The Sum of All Fears" will be seen as touchingly optimistic.
Copyright © Chicago Sun-Times Inc.
(PG-13)
May 31, 2002
Jack Ryan: Ben Affleck
Bill Cabot: Morgan Freeman
President Fowler: James Cromwell
John Clark: Liev Schreiber
Richard Dressler: Alan Bates
Defense Sec. Becker: Philip Baker Hall
Paramount Pictures presents a film directed by Phil Alden Robinson. Written by
Paul Attanasio and Daniel Pyne. Based on the novel by Tom Clancy. Running
time: 119 minutes. Rated PG-13 (for violence, disaster images and brief strong
language). Opening today at local theaters.
BY ROGER EBERT
Oh, for the innocent days when a movie like "The Sum of All Fears" could be
enjoyed as a "thriller." In these dark times, it is not a thriller but a confirmer,
confirming our fears that the world is headed for disaster. The film is about the
detonation of a nuclear device in an American city. No less an authority than
Warren Buffet recently gave a speech in which he flatly stated that such an
event was "inevitable." Movies like "Black Sunday" could exorcise our fears, but
this one works instead to give them form.
To be sure, Tom Clancy's horrifying vision has been footnoted with the
obligatory Hollywood happy ending, in which world war is averted and an attractive young couple pledge love while sitting on a blanket in the sunshine on the White House lawn. We can walk out smiling, unless we remember that much of Baltimore is radioactive rubble. Human nature is a wonderful thing. The reason the ending is happy is because we in the audience assume we'll be the two on the blanket, not the countless who've been vaporized.
The movie is based on another of Clancy's fearfully factual stories about Jack
Ryan, the CIA agent, this time a good deal younger than Harrison Ford's Ryan in "A Clear and Present Danger" and played by Ben Affleck. It follows the ancient convention in which the hero goes everywhere important and personally performs most of the crucial actions, but it feels less contrived because Clancy has expertise about warfare and national security issues; the plot is a device to get us from one packet of information to another.
The story: In 1973, an Israeli airplane carrying a nuclear bomb crashes in Syria. Many years later, the unexploded bomb is dug up, goes on the black market, and is sold to a right-wing fanatic who has a theory: "Hitler was stupid. He fought America and Russia, instead of letting them fight one another." The fanatic's plan is to start a nuclear exchange between the superpowers, after which Aryan fascists would pick up the pieces.
The use of the neo-Nazis is politically correct: Best to invent villains who won't offend any audiences. This movie can play in Syria, Saudi Arabia and Iraq without getting walkouts. It's more likely that if a bomb ever does go off in a bigcity, the perpetrators will be True Believers whose certainty about the next world gives them, they think, the right to kill us in this one.
In the film, Ryan becomes a sort of unofficial protege of Bill Cabot (Morgan Freeman), a high-level CIA official and good guy who maintains a "back channel" into the Kremlin to avoid just such misunderstandings as occur. Ryan and Cabot fly to Moscow when a new president assumes power, and the new Soviet leader (Ciaran Hinds) is shown as a reasonable man who must take unreasonable actions (like invading Chechnya) to placate the militarists in his government.
America is being run by President Fowler (tall, Lincolnesque James Cromwell), who is surrounded by advisors cast with some of the most convincing character actors in the movies: Philip Baker Hall, Alan Bates, Bruce McGill, etc. Crucial scenes take place aboard Air Force One after Baltimore has been bombed, and we see the president and his cabinet not in cool analytical discussions but all shouting at once. Somehow I am reassured by the notion that our leaders might be really upset at such a time; anyone who can be dispassionate about nuclear war is probably able to countenance one.
There are some frightening special effects in the movie, which I will not describe, because their unexpected appearance has such an effect. There are also several parallel story lines, including one involving a particularly skilled dirty tricks specialist named John Clark (Liev Schreiber) who I am glad to have on our side. There are also the usual frustrations in which the man with the truth can't get through because of bureaucracy.
Against these strengths are some weaknesses. I think Jack Ryan'sone-man actions in post-bomb Baltimore are unlikely and way too well-timed. I doubt he would find evildoers still hanging around the scene of their crime. I am not sure all of the threads--identifying the plutonium, finding the shipping manifest and invoice, tracking down the guy who dug up the bomb--could take place with such gratifying precision. And I smile wearily at the necessity of supplying Jack with a girlfriend (Bridget Moynahan), who exists only so that she can (1) be impatient when he is called away from dates on official business; (2) disbelieve his alibis; (3) be heroic; (4) be worried about him; (5) be smudged with blood and dirt, and (6) populate the happy ending. We are so aware of the character's function that we can hardly believe her as a person.
These details are not fatal to the film. Director Phil Alden Robinson and his writers, Paul Attanasio and Daniel Pyne, do a spellbinding job of cranking up the tension, they create a portrait of convincing realism, and then they add the other stuff because, well, if anybody ever makes a movie like this without the obligatory Hollywood softeners, audiences might flee the theater in despair. My own fear is that in the post-apocalyptic future, "The Sum of All Fears" will be seen as touchingly optimistic.
Copyright © Chicago Sun-Times Inc.
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