Hey Coach. I can't cuddle to my left.

[Bert Notorius]

My crossover is all screwed up. It might have something to do with lying on my heart and my right hand is as gentle as a lobster claw.

It's my turn on the north side of the bed but I'll probably be stuck on the bench after this performance.

 

[TeeTee]

Hey don't knock my Coach, I worked hard for that lovely beauty.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Hey don't knock my Coach, I worked hard for that lovely beauty.

A coach is only as good as his\her drills. Does he\she stress the fundamentals?


... or are you talkin'

http://www.parrots-at-play.org/images/2010%20Calendar%20Entries%20for%20Web/PC10_010_Pumpkin%20carriageLR.jpg

 

[TeeTee]

I'm talkin' this lovely beauty.



http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10/SheafClan/Shoes%20Bags%20and%20more/0502_purses_0008.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

Looks like a purse...or a man bag, depending on the shoulder.

 

[TeeTee]

I have a purse fetish. Can't help myself. Some girls it's shoes, some it's clothes, mine is purses. I just bought that today.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Black goes with everything. I carried the same wallet for 13 years. I have a be a cheap bastard fetish.

 

[TeeTee]

Lasted 13 years huh? Musta been really cheap.

 

[Bert Notorius]

There are a few advantages to not having a rock hard ass.