Hey boys...

[0xSerenityx0]

I'm looking for a nice big cock to fuck me hard and knock me up.

Ha ha.

Just kidding...

That didn't go well last time, but that's a whole 'nother story..

 

[SlutLuver]

i can at least provide the nice hard cock haha

 

[Trxjw]

Oh boy.. this should be fun to watch.

 

[longjohn432]

i'm in! lol

 

[0xSerenityx0]

Yeah...kinda sad how many guys have already PM'd me thinking this is real...even though the EXACT words "just" and "kidding" are coincidentally right next to each other in the topic post...

 

[Trxjw]

Well when the blood drains from one head to the other.. some guys don't really pay attention to detail.

 

[boese_ami]

Yeah...kinda sad how many guys have already PM'd me thinking this is real...even though the EXACT words "just" and "kidding" are coincidentally right next to each other in the topic post...

amazing...simply amazing. like what normal guy wants to knock a strange woman up anyways?

i freaked when i found out my wife was preggers

 

[EndowedTigerman]

hahaha ...men these days!! no kidding.... hot pic serenity

 

[pellso27]

I have a nice hard cock that will fit just right. It will slam into your cunt tightly and the head will rest firmly against your cervix and then with a throbbing pulse I will flood you, coating your pussy walls and cervix with my hot fucking sperm. I keep pounding your cunt till all of my spunk is well on it's way to coating your egg. Congrads, you are now knocked up!

 

[CanadianCum]

Some guys are stupid

I laughed when I read some guys actually pm you thinking it was real. With a body like that you wouldn't have to cum here to get knocked up. Like W C Fields said "Theres one born every minute" Maybe you should ask them to send sperm samples.

 

[TJ2005]

pm sent

 

[bundangexile]

I am in though not sure how it works over the Internet.

 

[0xSerenityx0]

Good one guys...you're all hysterical.

 

[photogeek]

I am willing to bet some of the replies you got to this one are very very very creepy...

 

[y2jwill]

I tried fucking you when we were in high school together, but i was so smooth you went decided to study instead.

 

[Abradix]

Wow... I think people look at the avatar and the first sentence and are off to the races. Females tend to like a bit more attention to detail.

 

[0xSerenityx0]

Wow... I think people look at the avatar and the first sentence and are off to the races. Females tend to like a bit more attention to detail.

Hence my undying bisexuality.

 

[y2jwill]

But your tits are so huge, it's hard to read your posts.

 

[Abradix]

Not a thing wrong with that. If you were lesbian I'd cry at never having a crack at ya.

Find yourself a Navy guy. I get "attention to detail" pounded into my head everyday. FOLD AND STOW!!

 

[0xSerenityx0]

Not a thing wrong with that. If you were lesbian I'd cry at never having a crack at ya.

Find yourself a Navy guy. I get "attention to detail" pounded into my head everyday. FOLD AND STOW!!

I'm gonna assume it involves folding your Navy drags and putting them on a rack or something similar...care to explain?

FUCK AND SUCK!!

(sorry, had to)

 

[Mindaugas]

you don't deserve Me

 

[kaycee217]

you don't deserve Me

Belittling what we can't have?

 

[Abradix]

Fuck and suck? Oh the things I would do little dirty-minded one.

But yea, Navy basic training was basically beating the crap out of every muscle in my body and still being able to fold my underwear with all the edges aligned and an inch and a half from my pt-shorts. All this and shining boots and taking 100 tests. Granted we still got to do some cool stuff; firefighting, the gas chamber, live-fire weapons training... But 2 or 3 months made me a hardly-functional human being. I got my fair share of ass chewings for being a shaky mess half the time and winking and blowing kisses to the females the other half of the time.

 

[subGenius]

Belittling what we can't have?

Isn't the entire purpose of this thread to belittle guys for being attracted to lil Mz Serenity?
From my computer, it certainly appears to be.

 

[Abradix]

I think you'd need to be crazy to not be attracted... That doesn't mean you can't hold up a conversation instead of running headlong into a wall screaming "OMG TITS!!1". Call me crazy.