Hey blackleggings, I have something important to show you.

[Phelia]

Here it is:

It's a "dessert pizza" sold by a local chain. It's just a fuckton of Nutella slathered over a pizza crust. It made me think of you because of one time we discussed Nutella, and also I felt like making you a thread. You are nice and fun and have made an impressive effort to keep the titty thread alive and awesome AND you started an accompanying ass thread. Nice work.

This thread is now officially open for asking BL a series of embarrassing personal questions and/or discussing your love of Nutella/pizza/Nutella pizza and/or posting pics of other food monstrosities.

Kind of (un)related - when did n00b adoption stop being a thing? Did the subtle (not subtle) undertones of awkward incest do it in?

 

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[KRCummings]

I love Nutella and I love pizza crust but that does not look good at all.

 

[Aquagal]

Did your plant die? Post a booby pic WITH your plant

 

[blackleggings]

Here it is:

It's a "dessert pizza" sold by a local chain. It's literally just a fuckton of Nutella slathered over a pizza crust. It made me think of you because of one time we discussed Nutella, and also I felt like making you a thread. You are nice and fun and have made an impressive effort to keep the titty thread alive and awesome AND you started an accompanying ass thread. Nice work.

This thread is now officially open for asking BL a series of embarrassing personal questions and/or discussing your love of Nutella/pizza/Nutella pizza and/or post pics of other food monstrosities.

Kind of (un)related - when did n00b adoption stop being a thing? Did the subtle (not subtle) undertones of awkward incest do it in?

Thank you! Will you please deliver this pizza to me? I'll be home around 8:30.

 

[blackleggings]

Did your plant die? Post a booby pic WITH your plant

I regret to inform you that it did. I threw it away in a large black trash bag along with other shit from my classroom that I did not feel like toting home.

However, I will submit a tit shot just for you later, with a um... drawing of the plant in plant heaven.

 

[cjh]

Is "fuckton" a metric unit of measurement?

ETA: ditto general words of appreciation for BLS.

 

[Adre]

Not to offend anyone, but that pizza crust with the shit on top is maybe going to make me throw up.

Carry on.

 

[CHNOPS]

Blackleggings' ass calls me just to talk dirty.

 

[islandman]

I must second KRC's analysis.

 

[Phelia]

See, sometimes "hope" can be such a motherfucker.

I was hoping for nakedness.

No, I sent those pics over in a PM.

I love Nutella and I love pizza crust but that does not look good at all.

I'm with you. Let's be honest: that doesn't look like Nutella. I did an image search for other kinds of Nutella pizza, and putting a bunch of stuff on top does not help to make it appear more appetizing.

Thank you! Will you please deliver this pizza to me? I'll be home around 8:30.

I will do that. Also I googled "pizza delivery porn" and apparently dick-in-a-pizza is a thing. Good. Good work, humans.

 

[blackleggings]

Blackleggings' ass calls me just to talk dirty.

Drunk? My ass enjoys margaritas.

And honestly, I'm not opposed to trying Nutella pizza. I liked wheat crackers with Nutella.

 

[KRCummings]

Blackleggings' ass calls me just to talk dirty.

I'm not sure I would want anyones ass to talk dirty to me. That could get kinda...gross.

 

[islandman]

I'm not sure I would want anyones ass to talk dirty to me. That could get kinda...gross.

Her 'Wednesday's Ass' is the stuff of legends.

 

[blackleggings]

I'm pretty heartbroken that my phone will not show the dick in a pizza image.

 

[CHNOPS]

I'm not sure I would want anyones ass to talk dirty to me. That could get kinda...gross.

I felt the same way until I found out her ass was Mormon.

 

[Phelia]

Is "fuckton" a metric unit of measurement?

ETA: ditto general words of appreciation for BLS.

No, that would be a "fucktonne."

 

[Aquagal]

I'm pretty heartbroken that my phone will not show the dick in a pizza image.

It was sorta cheesy.

 

[KRCummings]

I felt the same way until I found out her ass was Mormon.

That's good. You don't want an ass that drinks coffee and the magic underwear keeps it fresh.

 

[Aquagal]

I felt the same way until I found out her ass was Mormon.

No way, I saw her praying Mary figurine thingy looking over her shoulder and booby.

 

[Phelia]

Ew, you guys are gross. I'm gonna go look at more pizza-dick pics.

 

[CHNOPS]

No way, I saw her praying Mary figurine thingy looking over her shoulder and booby.

It's an interfaith marriage. Mormon ass, catholic tits.

The sexual holy grail, so to speak.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

What's the sense of getting fake tits if the scarring is going to be too nasty to take off your bra all the way?

 

[richard_daily]

That's not enough toppings for a desert pizza.

Here it is:

It's a "dessert pizza" sold by a local chain. It's just a fuckton of Nutella slathered over a pizza crust. It made me think of you because of one time we discussed Nutella, and also I felt like making you a thread. You are nice and fun and have made an impressive effort to keep the titty thread alive and awesome AND you started an accompanying ass thread. Nice work.

This thread is now officially open for asking BL a series of embarrassing personal questions and/or discussing your love of Nutella/pizza/Nutella pizza and/or posting pics of other food monstrosities.

Kind of (un)related - when did n00b adoption stop being a thing? Did the subtle (not subtle) undertones of awkward incest do it in?

 

[Phelia]

It's an interfaith marriage. Mormon ass, catholic tits.

The sexual holy grail, so to speak.

Throw in a Presbyterian pussy and you've got a holy trinity. Well, a holy something.

What's the sense of getting fake tits if the scarring is going to be too nasty to take off your bra all the way?

A lot of people do things to their bodies that I don't quite understand. And tits, while awesome, are weird; women's relationships with their own tits can be weird. Scars don't bother me; I just hope she's happy. And how can you not be when there's a pizza-dick close by!

That's not enough toppings for a desert pizza.

Canadians are lazy. "Just throw some Nutella on there and let's call it a day, eh?"